Has Siavash got a complex about his todger?

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Spear

He always seems to be checking to see if it's ~~big enough for the viewers~~still there

.....just do what ya did when ya sat in the DR 'supposedly' apologising to the girlfriend ~~Gash~~ Vash,
think about something to make you 'aroused'...and all the deprived female viewers will believe you're endowed beyond belief...

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Senora ReyesMember 10 years

He can check it as many times as he wants, I'd be happy to check it for him..

8/27/094:05 PM

SpiderMonkeyMember

Didn't Davina say on Launch Night that Siavash's biggest regret was that he doesn't have a big willy?

8/27/094:05 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
He can check it as many as he wants, I'd be happy to check it for him..

back off

8/27/094:06 PM

MollieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
He can check it as many as he wants, I'd be happy to check it for him..

hahahahah you are soooo baddd ms senora!!

8/27/094:06 PM

carotinoMember

We all need an angle

8/27/094:06 PM

HypermnesiaMember

Charlie is the foremost HM when it comes to todger checking, he's always checking it's still there.

Siavash, on the other hand, seems more inclined to check that his is covered by something. Maybe he's more of a grower than a shower and is conscious of that...

8/27/094:06 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by erinp:
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
He can check it as many as he wants, I'd be happy to check it for him..
back off

Sharesees?

8/27/094:07 PM

ShizzlexMember

he really fancies himself with his zip down showing his vest off in his task outfit

what a wanker he bores me to tears

8/27/094:07 PM

HypermnesiaMember

quote:
Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
Didn't Davina say on Launch Night that Siavash's biggest regret was that he doesn't have a big willy?

I think she said he wished it were bigger.

8/27/094:07 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
quote:
Originally posted by erinp:
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
He can check it as many as he wants, I'd be happy to check it for him..
back off

Sharesees?

Never!!

8/27/094:08 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by erinp:
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
quote:
Originally posted by erinp:
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
He can check it as many as he wants, I'd be happy to check it for him..
back off

Sharesees?
Never!!

Spoilsport!

8/27/094:11 PM

MollieMember

Seriously don't think Siavash has anything to worry about on that front!

I won't say who cos I don't want to seem to being horrible but there is a man in there with what looks like a lil one ..oh errr missus

8/27/094:14 PM

fzMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mollie:
Seriously don't think Siavash has anything to worry about on that front!

I won't say who cos I don't want to seem to being horrible but there is a man in there with what looks like a lil one ..oh errr missus

Nah, that's Lisa.

8/27/094:15 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Mollie:
Seriously don't think Siavash has anything to worry about on that front!

I won't say who cos I don't want to seem to being horrible but there is a man in there with what looks like a lil one ..oh errr missus

*cough"Charlie cough*

8/27/094:15 PM

MollieMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
quote:
Originally posted by Mollie:
Seriously don't think Siavash has anything to worry about on that front!

I won't say who cos I don't want to seem to being horrible but there is a man in there with what looks like a lil one ..oh errr missus

Nah, that's Lisa.

hahahah too funny

8/27/094:18 PM

MollieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
quote:
Originally posted by Mollie:
Seriously don't think Siavash has anything to worry about on that front!

I won't say who cos I don't want to seem to being horrible but there is a man in there with what looks like a lil one ..oh errr missus

*cough"Charlie cough*

hahah Nope!

8/27/094:18 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Mollie:
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
quote:
Originally posted by Mollie:
Seriously don't think Siavash has anything to worry about on that front!

I won't say who cos I don't want to seem to being horrible but there is a man in there with what looks like a lil one ..oh errr missus

*cough"Charlie cough*

hahah Nope!

Dewsbury's finest?

8/27/094:19 PM

prettycocoaeyesMember 10 years

I will tell Senor Reyes

8/27/094:20 PM

MollieMember

LOL I am saying nothing... will tell you tomorrow.. night night lovelies xxxxx

8/27/094:24 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I will tell Senor Reyes

Now, now, PCE, there's good forumer...you're not gonna grass me up to me old fella are ya love?

Or ya see I might have to write a wee letter to Marcus while he's still in the house, signing it from the "Brown sugar babe with Pretty cocoa eyes"...Writing something along the lines that Marcus is your ultimate fantasy, and the mere sound of his voice, and the thought of him whispering sweet swear words in your ears drives you wild with passion...

8/27/094:25 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Mollie:
LOL I am saying nothing... will tell you tomorrow.. night night lovelies xxxxx

Mollie! The suspence!

8/27/094:26 PM

fzMember

It must be dave because rodders looks like he packs a punch....and marcus has has the big jaw thing going on...or is it big feet??

8/27/094:27 PM

prettycocoaeyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
quote:
Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I will tell Senor Reyes

Now, now, PCE, there's good forumer...you're not gonna grass me up to me old fella are ya love?

Or ya see I might have to write a wee letter to Marcus while he's still in the house, signing it from the "Brown sugar babe with Pretty cocoa eyes"...Writing something along the lines that Marcus is your ultimate fantasy, and the mere sound of his voice, and the thought of him whispering sweet swear words in your ears drives you wild with passion...

Dont you dare

we all know he likes them dark I dont want a Noirin situation

.... Your secret is safe with me

8/27/094:28 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
quote:
Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I will tell Senor Reyes

Now, now, PCE, there's good forumer...you're not gonna grass me up to me old fella are ya love?

Or ya see I might have to write a wee letter to Marcus while he's still in the house, signing it from the "Brown sugar babe with Pretty cocoa eyes"...Writing something along the lines that Marcus is your ultimate fantasy, and the mere sound of his voice, and the thought of him whispering sweet swear words in your ears drives you wild with passion...
Dont you dare we all know he likes them dark I dont want a Noirin situation .... Your secret is safe with me

Glad we understand each so I can TV lust over Siavash in peace..

Anyway when Beyonce comes on Senor Reyes simply drools...We have an understanding.

8/27/094:30 PM

prettycocoaeyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
quote:
Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
quote:
Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I will tell Senor Reyes

Now, now, PCE, there's good forumer...you're not gonna grass me up to me old fella are ya love?

Or ya see I might have to write a wee letter to Marcus while he's still in the house, signing it from the "Brown sugar babe with Pretty cocoa eyes"...Writing something along the lines that Marcus is your ultimate fantasy, and the mere sound of his voice, and the thought of him whispering sweet swear words in your ears drives you wild with passion...
Dont you dare we all know he likes them dark I dont want a Noirin situation .... Your secret is safe with me

Glad we understand each so I can TV lust over Siavash in peace..

Anyway when Beyonce comes on Senor Reyes simply drools...We have an understanding.

Yes Ma'am

..... Ah Beyonce why do these males think she wakes up looking like that?

I wish I had my personal make arist/air brusher with me all day I could look fecking amazing too

....

8/27/094:33 PM

prettycocoaeyesMember 10 years

P.S Beyonce is still the baddest bish and is doing it big

...

8/27/094:34 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
quote:
Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
quote:
Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I will tell Senor Reyes

Now, now, PCE, there's good forumer...you're not gonna grass me up to me old fella are ya love?

Or ya see I might have to write a wee letter to Marcus while he's still in the house, signing it from the "Brown sugar babe with Pretty cocoa eyes"...Writing something along the lines that Marcus is your ultimate fantasy, and the mere sound of his voice, and the thought of him whispering sweet swear words in your ears drives you wild with passion...
Dont you dare we all know he likes them dark I dont want a Noirin situation .... Your secret is safe with me

Glad we understand each so I can TV lust over Siavash in peace..

Anyway when Beyonce comes on Senor Reyes simply drools...We have an understanding.
Yes Ma'am ..... Ah Beyonce why do these males think she wakes up looking like that? I wish I had my personal make arist/air brusher with me all day I could look fecking amazing too ....

LOL's true.

8/27/094:34 PM

brisketMember Memoriam

quote:
Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
Didn't Davina say on Launch Night that Siavash's biggest regret was that he doesn't have a big willy?

Yes spider..
She did say that.

8/27/095:04 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by brisket:
quote:
Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
Didn't Davina say on Launch Night that Siavash's biggest regret was that he doesn't have a big willy?

Yes spider..
She did say that.

Just how big does he want it? He's already got a sizeable satisfiable bulge.

8/27/095:05 PM

frenchbreadMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
It must be dave because rodders looks like he packs a punch....and marcus has has the big jaw thing going on...or is it big feet??

I think Marcus has a little todger

i remember when Sophie was talking about having her boob job Marcus asked her if they do a todger enlargement

8/27/095:48 PM

aliMember

quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
He can check it as many times as he wants, I'd be happy to check it for him..

OMG he went in and his only wish was to have abigger penis WOW

8/27/095:53 PM

*BB*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Mollie:
Seriously don't think Siavash has anything to worry about on that front!

I won't say who cos I don't want to seem to being horrible but there is a man in there with what looks like a lil one ..oh errr missus

Rodders.

8/27/095:55 PM

SpearMember

quote:
Originally posted by brisket:
quote:
Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
Didn't Davina say on Launch Night that Siavash's biggest regret was that he doesn't have a big willy?

Yes spider..
She did say that.

Well there ya go....I believe 'nail on head' is the appropriate term for the heading of my thread.

Those who WISH differently,
need to let the fantasy go.

8/28/0912:32 AM

Hotpants HelenMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
Charlie is the foremost HM when it comes to todger checking, he's always checking it's still there.

I agree. Charlie always checks his when he comes back to the house after a DR visit.

8/28/091:32 AM

SazBombMember

quote:
Has Siavash got a complex about his todger?

Haven't all men?

8/28/091:39 AM

DanceSetteeMember

quote:
Originally posted by SazBomb:
quote:
Has Siavash got a complex about his todger?

Haven't all men?

Most but not all

I used to be able to peg the washing out on the ex Mr Settee's

8/28/092:05 AM

Felix123Member

Siavash and stroked ego go hand in hand.

8/28/092:09 AM

SazBombMember

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
I used to be able to peg the washing out on the ex Mr Settee's

8/28/092:39 AM

MollieMember

quote:
Originally posted by frenchbread:
quote:
Originally posted by fz:
It must be dave because rodders looks like he packs a punch....and marcus has has the big jaw thing going on...or is it big feet??

I think Marcus has a little todger i remember when Sophie was talking about having her boob job Marcus asked her if they do a todger enlargement

YOU win Frenchie!!!! were you all not watching him in his lil blue shiny suit??.... I guess you must have missed it

8/28/092:56 AM

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