Marcus is about as funny as constipation!

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Rawky-Roo

Just watched the video of BB offering him to cut his hair off to win £10,000 pounds for the prize fund. His reply: 'Stuff your offer up your scabby ****!'

It cut to the housemates looking quite shocked and disgusted by this (even Siavash) so I'm guessing he said the 'C' word.

Seriously this guy is a complete tosser! I've already crushed 1 bag of grapes with him, I'm gonna have to buy some more now

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strikeMember 10 years

he's a one trick pony, bores the shit out of me.

8/27/093:54 PM

Former Member

There is no denying he has been a great HM ,I am gutted this is our choice this week ,but I do want Siavash over Marcus to stay.

8/27/093:54 PM

carotinoMember

Walnuts

8/27/093:54 PM

SpiderMonkeyMember

His relentless swearing must be tiring for even the most hardened Marcus fan. Surely.

8/27/093:55 PM

pepsiMember

I am currently suffering from the constipation thing...and have just been sat on the loo pissing meself laughing at all the weird noises and no production from it

So yeah ...I have to agree they are both funny

8/27/093:56 PM

fzMember

Even his tattoos on his back annoy me....it's as tho he has said to the guy..." fu*k it just fu*king do them anywhere"...and he has....looks like they've been chucked on over someones shoulders with their eyes shut.

I will not miss his torso.

8/27/093:58 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by pepsi:
I am currently suffering from the constipation thing...and have just been sat on the loo pissing meself laughing at all the weird noises and no production from it

So yeah ...I have to agree they are both funny

Get some prunes in you!

Its not that funny when there's movement though and your squeezing out a rock hard boulder. Its most probably worse than child birth

8/27/093:58 PM

Yellow RoseMember

He can be entertaining, or astute, at times but his language is so foul and constant. What kind of people want to listen to that constantly. Poor HM's who find it offensive as they must have to listen to it all day and night.

8/27/093:59 PM

pepsiMember

quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
He can be entertaining, or astute, at times but his language is so foul and constant. What kind of people want to listen to that constantly. Poor HM's who find it offensive as they must have to listen to it all day and night.

Do the rest of them not swear then?

8/27/094:03 PM

carotinoMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
Even his tattoos on his back annoy me....it's as tho he has said to the guy..." fu*k it just fu*king do them anywhere"...and he has....looks like they've been chucked on over someones shoulders with their eyes shut.

I will not miss his torso.

Mildly Satanic

8/27/094:04 PM

mrMillerMember

Does he give a sh*t

8/27/094:05 PM

Yellow RoseMember

quote:
Originally posted by pepsi:
quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
He can be entertaining, or astute, at times but his language is so foul and constant. What kind of people want to listen to that constantly. Poor HM's who find it offensive as they must have to listen to it all day and night.

Do the rest of them not swear then?

Yes they all seem to swear but not anywhere near as much as Marcus does. Constant swearing is a lack of appropriate or alternative vocabulary

8/27/094:08 PM

old hippy guyMember

quote:
Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
His relentless swearing must be tiring for even the most hardened Marcus fan. Surely.

NOPE, and long may it continue, cause the MORE it pisses off the self righteous, the up them selves, the shallow, and the judgemental, the MORE I like it.
DEEDS NOT WORDS, and they ARE only words, he uses them both to amuse and shock, and it works on BOTH fronts,
AND at the start of EVERY SHOW there is a strong ( note STRONG not BAD ) language warning So watching it then complaining about the swearing AFTERWARDS is a bit like sticking ya head in a fire then complaining cause it hurts, no?

8/27/094:09 PM

pepsiMember

quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
quote:
Originally posted by pepsi:
quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
He can be entertaining, or astute, at times but his language is so foul and constant. What kind of people want to listen to that constantly. Poor HM's who find it offensive as they must have to listen to it all day and night.

Do the rest of them not swear then?

Yes they all seem to swear but not anywhere near as much as Marcus does. Constant swearing is a lack of appropriate or alternative vocabulary

Hmmmm do you watch LF at night? ...Sophie is one of the worst when she's had a drink ....eff this and eff that and effing eff ...shocking such language coming out of a young girl's mouth.... a pretty blonde haired girl at that!!!

8/27/094:10 PM

SpiderMonkeyMember

quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
quote:
Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
His relentless swearing must be tiring for even the most hardened Marcus fan. Surely.

NOPE, and long may it continue, cause the MORE it pisses off the self righteous, the up them selves, the shallow, and the judgemental, the MORE I like it.
DEEDS NOT WORDS, and they ARE only words, he uses them both to amuse and shock, and it works on BOTH fronts,
AND at the start of EVERY SHOW there is a strong ( note STRONG not BAD ) language warning So watching it then complaining about the swearing AFTERWARDS is a bit like sticking ya head in a fire then complaining cause it hurts, no?

Spewing a barrage of vulgarity out for apparently no particular reason has a finite shock factor, and while I originally found it mildly amusing, it now bores me to tears.

As for either accepting his language or switching off, well, there is always the third option of voting him out.

8/27/094:12 PM

old hippy guyMember

quote:
Originally posted by mrMiller:
Does he give a sh*t

HEHE NO he doesnt n thats why I LOVE the guy,

8/27/094:12 PM

frenchbreadMember

I agree he was not funny it was cringeworthy

8/27/094:13 PM

fzMember

It doesnt shock or amuse...it is predictable and boring after ten weeks of it.

He was good for the first half of the series tho.

8/27/094:14 PM

*BB*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
He can be entertaining, or astute, at times but his language is so foul and constant. What kind of people want to listen to that constantly. Poor HM's who find it offensive as they must have to listen to it all day and night.

I felt sorry for Marcus having to listen to the other HMs trying to sing. Now THAT really was offensive!

8/27/094:15 PM

Cold SweatMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
quote:
Originally posted by mrMiller:
Does he give a sh*t

HEHE NO he doesnt n thats why I LOVE the guy,

awww... i never realised your feelings towards him were SO strong!

8/27/094:15 PM

Yellow RoseMember

quote:
Originally posted by pepsi:
quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
quote:
Originally posted by pepsi:
quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
He can be entertaining, or astute, at times but his language is so foul and constant. What kind of people want to listen to that constantly. Poor HM's who find it offensive as they must have to listen to it all day and night.

Do the rest of them not swear then?

Yes they all seem to swear but not anywhere near as much as Marcus does. Constant swearing is a lack of appropriate or alternative vocabulary

Hmmmm do you watch LF at night? ...Sophie is one of the worst when she's had a drink ....eff this and eff that and effing eff ...shocking such language coming out of a young girl's mouth.... a pretty blonde haired girl at that!!!

I agree about Sophie, it seems the more she drinks the more she expresses herself with the F word. There are loads of girls who are pretty and then let themselves down when they open their mouth and swear like a trooper, as the old saying goes lol.

8/27/094:18 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

I don't generally have a problem with swearing, but when Marcus was doing it towards the camera it was so painfully acted and cringeworthingly dull.

8/27/094:20 PM

old hippy guyMember

quote:
Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
quote:
Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
His relentless swearing must be tiring for even the most hardened Marcus fan. Surely.

NOPE, and long may it continue, cause the MORE it pisses off the self righteous, the up them selves, the shallow, and the judgemental, the MORE I like it.
DEEDS NOT WORDS, and they ARE only words, he uses them both to amuse and shock, and it works on BOTH fronts,
AND at the start of EVERY SHOW there is a strong ( note STRONG not BAD ) language warning So watching it then complaining about the swearing AFTERWARDS is a bit like sticking ya head in a fire then complaining cause it hurts, no?

Spewing a barrage of vulgarity out for apparently no particular reason has a finite shock factor, and while I originally found it mildly amusing, it now bores me to tears.

As for either accepting his language or switching off, well, there is always the third option of voting him out.

yip vote away by all means, if you dont mind paying c4 for this garbage, I wont be voting ANYONE off,

8/27/094:24 PM

strikeMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
I don't generally have a problem with swearing, but when Marcus was doing it towards the camera it was so painfully acted and cringeworthingly dull.

that was embarrassing

8/27/094:26 PM

figtreeMember

with all due respect to both Siavash and Marcus supporters I refuse to say a word against either! In all fairness these two and Freddie where the most 'real' characters of BB this year and even [smack myself with a wet fish] Bea[Booooooo]for all her horribleness was a real character! What have we left with ?.................................. just use your own imagination!
I happen to like Siavash..... but in some ways have a soft spot for marcus! But hey that's me guys!I certainly like or enjoy reading posts on both teams! Good luck guys.I am sorry it has come to this!

8/27/094:26 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by figtree:
with all due respect to both Siavash and Marcus supporters I refuse to say a word against either! In all fairness these two and Freddie where the most 'real' characters of BB this year and even [smack myself with a wet fish] Bea[Booooooo]for all her horribleness was a real character! What have we left with ?.................................. just use your own imagination!
I happen to like Siavash..... but in some ways have a soft spot for marcus! But hey that's me guys!I certainly like or enjoy reading posts on both teams! Good luck guys.I am sorry it has come to this!

Yay! You 'appreciated' Bea

*gives hug*

8/27/094:27 PM

old hippy guyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Cold Sweat:
quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
quote:
Originally posted by mrMiller:
Does he give a sh*t

HEHE NO he doesnt n thats why I LOVE the guy,

awww... i never realised your feelings towards him were SO strong!

NOOO strictly "butter side up" me, having said that, that long hair, that cheeky grin, fine wine, Belgian chocolate, moonlight, he MIGHT get lucky, hehe

8/27/094:30 PM

figtreeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
quote:
Originally posted by figtree:
with all due respect to both Siavash and Marcus supporters I refuse to say a word against either! In all fairness these two and Freddie where the most 'real' characters of BB this year and even [smack myself with a wet fish] Bea[Booooooo]for all her horribleness was a real character! What have we left with ?.................................. just use your own imagination!
I happen to like Siavash..... but in some ways have a soft spot for marcus! But hey that's me guys!I certainly like or enjoy reading posts on both teams! Good luck guys.I am sorry it has come to this!

Yay! You 'appreciated' Bea *gives hug*

Hang on a minute you! I never said I appreciated her! in fact if I was religious I would be repenting my sins and covering myself with sackcloth and ashes and begging to be whipped for my sins!!!! Get you Rawky-Roo behind me!!! And never darken my door step again!

8/27/094:48 PM

MozartMember

quote:
Originally posted by figtree:
with all due respect to both Siavash and Marcus supporters I refuse to say a word against either! In all fairness these two and Freddie where the most 'real' characters of BB this year and even [smack myself with a wet fish] Bea[Booooooo]for all her horribleness was a real character! What have we left with ?.................................. just use your own imagination!
I happen to like Siavash..... but in some ways have a soft spot for marcus! But hey that's me guys!I certainly like or enjoy reading posts on both teams! Good luck guys.I am sorry it has come to this!

I couldnt agree with you more figtree. If it were not for those characters then BB would have been really really dull and boring. Love them or hate them they have been the best HMs. I have yet to see a thread on those supporting Rodrigo for example to indicate why has he been a good HM and what has he done to deserve his place in there.

8/27/0911:46 PM

fookatMember

it's got too much now. It is an actual person behind the camera speaking and he's just too offensive IMO

8/27/0911:58 PM

*BB*Member

quote:
Originally posted by fookat:
it's got too much now. It is an actual person behind the camera speaking and he's just too offensive IMO

It's a TV show! The people behind the microphone and cameras are producers of the TV show. They are all playing a part, they are playing the part of Big Brother, a fictitious character that they get paid for playing. Marcus is a HM in the TV show. Marcus is being himself, that's more than you can say about most of the other HMs. But the producers are NOT being themselves and Marcus is fully aware of this.

8/28/0912:06 AM

Free ThinkingMember

Yet another anti-Marcus thread, it just shows how interesting Siavash supporters find him. The bubble bath comment was BB GOLD, and some of the other stuff was good too. Do you want to hear people singing awfully for the cameras? Well if that kind of crap amuses you then you are welcome to it and enjoy a shit final week. Or you can enjoy Marcus the final HM in there (now that Freddie is gone) who is willing to stand up to the general stupidity of the house.

8/28/0912:38 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Yet another anti-Marcus thread, it just shows how interesting Siavash supporters find him. The bubble bath comment was BB GOLD, and some of the other stuff was good too. Do you want to hear people singing awfully for the cameras? Well if that kind of crap amuses you then you are welcome to it and enjoy a shit final week. Or you can enjoy Marcus the final HM in there (now that Freddie is gone) who is willing to stand up to the general stupidity of the house.

Yep it sure is, just like the countless and endless 'Bea hate threads'

8/28/093:34 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

He makes me laugh.The rest are bores.

8/28/093:38 AM

bigbawsMember

quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
quote:
Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
His relentless swearing must be tiring for even the most hardened Marcus fan. Surely.

NOPE, and long may it continue, cause the MORE it pisses off the self righteous, the up them selves, the shallow, and the judgemental, the MORE I like it.
DEEDS NOT WORDS, and they ARE only words, he uses them both to amuse and shock, and it works on BOTH fronts,
AND at the start of EVERY SHOW there is a strong ( note STRONG not BAD ) language warning So watching it then complaining about the swearing AFTERWARDS is a bit like sticking ya head in a fire then complaining cause it hurts, no?

Its good you like it but in some peoples opinion, it does not work on any fronts. HE IS IMO the worse contestant ever.

8/28/093:38 AM

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