Marcus has had more quotable remarks than all the other HMs added together. In BB history he might be the most quotable of all.
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What, like "Oh **** off you wanker" ?
I have enjoyed Marcus but Siavash has really made me laugh out loud 
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus has had more quotable remarks than all the other HMs added together. In BB history he might be the most quotable of all.
He says the same thing over and over again, just changes which swear word he uses in the middle.
Most of which I'd rather forget tbvh.
Yes I can hear the word "mingebag" going down well in witty literate, and illustrious circles. 
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus has had more quotable remarks than all the other HMs added together. In BB history he might be the most quotable of all.
Agree with you, he has been a good HM, better then some, but I do like Siavash as my second choice
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Yes I can hear the word "mingebag" going down well in witty literate, and illustrious circles.
Especially when referring to his own Mother
I don't think so sonny Jim!
quote:Originally posted by Hyjean:quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus has had more quotable remarks than all the other HMs added together. In BB history he might be the most quotable of all.
Agree with you, he has been a good HM, better then some, but I do like Siavash as my second choice
I don't really see many similarities between Marcus and Siavash. Marcus is more outspoken and Siavash is more under the radar.
He's possibly even more potty-mouthed than that Pete a few years ago. Odious character - really hope he goes tomorrow.
If Marcus 'burps' his fan club think it's a witty remark... 
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:quote:Originally posted by Hyjean:quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus has had more quotable remarks than all the other HMs added together. In BB history he might be the most quotable of all.
Agree with you, he has been a good HM, better then some, but I do like Siavash as my second choice
I don't really see many similarities between Marcus and Siavash. Marcus is more outspoken and Siavash is more under the radar.
Pity he didn't speak up when Siavash was getting torn into in the garden...
Marcus just sat there like an insignificant bump on a log...And when the arguing got really heated it must of turned him on, because got up collected his beloved wanky blankey and went for a wank! yep Darn witty there Marcus...Stephen Fry must be quaking in his boots at the mere thought of Marcus's wit and his wankey blankey.
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus has had more quotable remarks than all the other HMs added together. In BB history he might be the most quotable of all.
Definitely Marcus!
quote:Originally posted by MysTerry:
If Marcus 'burps' his fan club think it's a witty remark...
I'm beginning to think, after reading these threads tonight, you are right.
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus has had more quotable remarks than all the other HMs added together. In BB history he might be the most quotable of all.
Well, on the eve of his potential eviction, you certainly are making an effort to coerce extra support for him.
Of all the BB10 housemates, only Charlie has made me laugh less than Marcus...
They should enjoy tonight hl show,in fact they can count how many times he swears,sorry...is witty.quote:Originally posted by MysTerry:
If Marcus 'burps' his fan club think it's a witty remark...
Look through the Marcus quotes thread to find examples of the many funny and sometimes insightful remarks he has come out with.
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Look through the Marcus quotes thread to find examples of the many funny and sometimes insightful remarks he has come out with.
Personally, I prefer Siavashs quotes... Marcus doesnt seem to be able to make any without insulting someone
quote:Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Look through the Marcus quotes thread to find examples of the many funny and sometimes insightful remarks he has come out with.
Personally, I prefer Siavashs quotes... Marcus doesnt seem to be able to make any without insulting someone
Agreed I never see any valour in anyone who has to put someone down to elevate thier own status. if anything it shows lack of confidence and a deep dislike for themselves.
There's alot of people in there who deserve some quips at them. Sophie for example who is just a sheep and two-faced. The last person in there that Marcus thought was really a decent person was Freddie.
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
There's alot of people in there who deserve some quips at them. Sophie for example who is just a sheep and two-faced. The last person in there that Marcus thought was really a decent person was Freddie.
quote:Marcus doesnt seem to be able to make any without insulting someone
... and his supporters cannot make a case without attacking other housemates.
quote:Originally posted by Cold Sweat:quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
There's alot of people in there who deserve some quips at them. Sophie for example who is just a sheep and two-faced. The last person in there that Marcus thought was really a decent person was Freddie.quote:Marcus doesnt seem to be able to make any without insulting someone
... and his supporters cannot make a case without attacking other housemates. :roll
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Sophie has been attacking Marcus all series long, even when he has been friendly with her and advising her concerning Kris for example.
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:quote:Originally posted by Cold Sweat:quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
There's alot of people in there who deserve some quips at them. Sophie for example who is just a sheep and two-faced. The last person in there that Marcus thought was really a decent person was Freddie.quote:Marcus doesnt seem to be able to make any without insulting someone
... and his supporters cannot make a case without attacking other housemates. :roll
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Sophie has been attacking Marcus all series long, even when he has been friendly with her and advising her concerning Kris for example.
You totally ignore every negative remark that Marcus makes about the other housemates, don't you? It's as if you only see the good in Marcus and the bad in Sophie... yet both clearly have good points and bad points - and we have seen evidence of Marcus being two-faced this week - so picking it out as a fault in Sophie doesn't make a very good case.
The more of this i read, the more i am convinced that i should vote Marcus out...
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:quote:Originally posted by Cold Sweat:
... and his supporters cannot make a case without attacking other housemates. :roll
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Sophie has been attacking Marcus all series long, even when he has been friendly with her and advising her concerning Kris for example.
If Marcus is so concerned by Sophie's relationship with Kris, why, didn't he apply the same consideration in his relationship with Noirin ?
There is no point in trying to lay the blame on Noirin for the way that Marcus behaved around her. She told him time and time again that she had no interest in him other than as a friend.
That is the most apparent thing about Marcus...he thinks he knows what's best for other people.
quote:Originally posted by MysTerry:
If Marcus 'burps' his fan club think it's a witty remark...
That is so true!
quote:Originally posted by Cold Sweat:
The more of this i read, the more i am convinced that i should vote Marcus out...
Working for me
OMG Siavash making me laugh right now... so funny with his song...making it up as he goes along lol... too funny!
Marcus's bubble bath comment was really funny. Also saying they should do an effigy of someone wanking as BB are wankers. So much better than people singing badly in the LR.
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus's bubble bath comment was really funny. Also saying they should do an effigy of someone wanking as BB are wankers. So much better than people singing badly in the LR.
Talking to the cameras AFTER we were told that housemates had been told of the nominations. It looked a bit blatant - he removed himself from the group and then played up to the camera - so that he wasn't sharing the camera.
I was really unimpressed with Marcus tonight - but maybe enough viewers will be impressed by his wanking comments...
Marcus has a dry sense of humour, he is certainly witty and funny. The quotes he has come out with PMSL , but he does go OTT but it's hilarious. Not keen on the crudeness, he can be rude but he's been a fab housemate who provoked opinions and couldn't give a damn.
, but he does go OTT but it's hilarious. Not keen on the crudeness, he can be rude but he's been a fab housemate who provoked opinions and couldn't give a damn.quote:Originally posted by Cold Sweat:quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus's bubble bath comment was really funny. Also saying they should do an effigy of someone wanking as BB are wankers. So much better than people singing badly in the LR.
Talking to the cameras AFTER we were told that housemates had been told of the nominations. It looked a bit blatant - he removed himself from the group and then played up to the camera - so that he wasn't sharing the camera.
I was really unimpressed with Marcus tonight - but maybe enough viewers will be impressed by his wanking comments...
Eh? The camera was following him around. Why should he pretend that the camera doesn't exist and that it isn't following him? He was telling the cameraman to go away.
The people playing up to the camera were those singing in the LR, how boring they were too.
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:quote:Originally posted by Cold Sweat:quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus's bubble bath comment was really funny. Also saying they should do an effigy of someone wanking as BB are wankers. So much better than people singing badly in the LR.
Talking to the cameras AFTER we were told that housemates had been told of the nominations. It looked a bit blatant - he removed himself from the group and then played up to the camera - so that he wasn't sharing the camera.
I was really unimpressed with Marcus tonight - but maybe enough viewers will be impressed by his wanking comments...
Eh? The camera was following him around. Why should he pretend that the camera doesn't exist and that it isn't following him? He was telling the cameraman to go away.
The people playing up to the camera were those singing in the LR, how boring they were too.
Those totally ignoring the presence of the cameras were the ones playing up to them - not the person that physically got in the face of the camera. Not a very logical way of twisting it imo... So, based upon your opinion of the HL show tonight - you are more than pleased with the edit that Marcus gained?
BTW the last time i noticed a housemate so aware of a camera following him - that he played up to it, was Kris - and he was slaughtered on here for it.
All HMs are aware of the cameras and do things for the camera.
My point remains that Marcus was telling the cameraman to go away, that is the opposite of wanting camera attention.
My point remains that Marcus was telling the cameraman to go away, that is the opposite of wanting camera attention.
He has been funny at times but sometimes just plain rude and slightly cruel, particualrly to Sophie, who at least gives it to him back!
quote:Originally posted by kimota:
He has been funny at times but sometimes just plain rude and slightly cruel, particualrly to Sophie, who at least gives it to him back!
Sophie has been rude to him all the way through, including behind his back. Marcus has actually been very supportive of Sophie at times.
I laugh at him.
He's not witty with jokes or anything, he provides a laugh because he's a deluded knobba.. Like David Brent.
His 'typecasting' comment when the task required a strong man or his taking on a legion of ninja's, leaving his feet cut up with the bones poking through his skin. It's funny cause he really, really believes his little made up stories told to impress.
He's not witty with jokes or anything, he provides a laugh because he's a deluded knobba.. Like David Brent.
His 'typecasting' comment when the task required a strong man or his taking on a legion of ninja's, leaving his feet cut up with the bones poking through his skin. It's funny cause he really, really believes his little made up stories told to impress.
quote:Originally posted by The Guru:
I laugh at him.
He's not witty with jokes or anything, he provides a laugh because he's a deluded knobba.. Like David Brent.
His 'typecasting' comment when the task required a strong man or his taking on a legion of ninja's, leaving his feet cut up with the bones poking through his skin. It's funny cause he really, really believes his little made up stories told to impress.
You want to believe his stories I suppose, Marcus is just finding them funny like most of us are.
Just had a look at Siavash's 'humour' in the HLs. If just consists of making silly noises in the shower. Pathetic.