I've just posted this in the moaning thread in the Troll Tank but reading back sounds funny now so will post it here to show anyone who thought their last night was bad, mine was probly worse...


My effing ex..... picking up the kids last night to take them to Florida.... he says I will pick them up at 2.30AM then turns up at 1.30...my daughters not arrived so I have to have him in... me my hubby my son and him...great.... daughter finally turns up at 3.20.... 40 minutes late... they all act as if it's mid afternoon, talking and parking .... I say cheerio to them all when.... HE GETS HIS BATHROOMS SCALES OUT.... weighs the cases ... my daughters is over so she sat in the middle of the road re packing in her bf's and my sons case!!!... Then HE wants a wee, then my daughter wants a wee... they finally leave at 4.15.... I have now been up 22 and 3/4 hours.. I lay my head down and close my eyes.... It seems like seconds later my phone goes off... a text... from my son... saying..they are arguing already... it's 6 o'clock...the phone wakes the kittens up and one misses the litter tray and shits on the floor, then wipes her ass across the carpet cos its runny... cue me and hubby running round like assholes getting cleaning stuff... another text from my son...***** is a moany cow... I lay back down... 8 o'clock a phone call from my daughter... Flight delay of 4 hours, we are all ready to kill each other....