Brace the mainsails!!  .....I think!  

You frightened the life out of me!

This is where your PA worked before she caught The Scurvy and had to be sent away to recover.

Hmm.....nice gaff she had here

My cleaner has a cracking room here!

ooooooooooooooooo - not been here for yonks

hm - brings aboard few elemice and roaches

Ahoy there me lovelies!!!!

OMG...... the Newmark Hi Mrs B How are you doing? Who do you like in BB... if anyone?

Helloooo Baz  Not watching BB ....tried to...found I couldn't be bothered!!!! Quite liberating really!!!! I take it you are watching??!! So who is your fave?

Oh... Ok....... Welllllllllll...... personality wise I like Harry...... but in the looks department I like Aaron  TBH I am enjoying it more than I thought I would, although most of them in there are morons....  but they are good to grrrrrrrrrrr at...... And without LF I wouldn't vote......

OMG - thought I was seeing things then  how are you ?????

harry i like and Louise I think

yes - it is a lot better than i thought it would be

gone but nay sunk

Wooooooooooo hooooooooooooo....

And then out of the fog she slipped silently through the perfectly calm sea, the moon painting her now broken and twisted masts silver........

Blimey!!! Did you have to call in the guys who bought up the Mary Rose to salvage this ship?

Good grief ....where did this surface from  

Awww so many happy memories  

I found her for the salvage arrghh! It be all mine!

The legend of the c'tains gold be true I tells ya!!!

Good luck with that!! 

Oh and MrsB said that if you find her handcuffs, can you apologise to the skeleton wearing them, she forgot he was there when the ship was abandoned 

Bleedin hell is this rustbucket still afloat?