The sun was shining, everyone was having a good time, nothing could spoil the moment. Could it? How about Kris and Dogface being summoned to the Diary Room for a dressing down from Big Brother? What could they have done? It all became clear very quickly...

"Are you familiar with the Rules of the Big Brother House?" asked Big Brother after Dogface and Kris sat down.

"Yeah?" answered Kris nervously.

"Big Brother would like to refer you to page 22 of the Rules – the Rule regarding fake romances?"

"Yeah?" Kris answered again.

"Fake romances will not be tolerated in the Big Brother House," Big Brother reminded them, before reading out a detailed account of a conversation Dogface had had with Saffia.

"Dogface, last Sunday at 2.54pm, in a conversation with Saffia, you said 'I want some blokes in here'. Saffia said 'we need some more men, 'cause you see with just Charlie and Kris – they're beautiful, but they're like brothers'."

"Dogface," continued Big Brother, "you said 'they're not really my type'. Saffia said 'what's your type?' Dogface, you said 'I don't know, I like skinny guys with tattoos, but I really like black men'. Saffia said 'who would be your perfect man – someone like Usher?' Dogface, you said 'yeah, someone like that, really nice.'"

"Dogface," asked Big Brother, "what have you got to say for yourself?"

"It's private," protested Dogface.

"Dogface," asked Big Brother, "does Kris resemble the multi-platinum selling R&B artist Usher in any way?"

Big Brother then turned to Kris: "Is there anything you'd like to say to Big Brother?"

"No," said Kris, playing along. "I'm very upset with you at the minute, 'cause you've bruised my ego, making me think I should get a tattoo and learn some dance routines."

"And get better-looking," added Dogface with a coy giggle.

"That's not possible," replied Kris.


They got told today no more they will probably ignore it though...

Didnt BB warn them already?

How incredibly interesting.

Yawn....

Oh wait... so they did it again even after they got a warning?

Call me an old cynic, but I don`t believe Kris and Sophie`s romance is genuine.

They totally ruined what little live feed we saw last night. The director was focussing on their bed, when you could just barely hear a conversation going on elsewhere in the bedroom.

Get a grip BB.....we are not all obsessed with BB romances...fake ones at that

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
Call me an old cynic, but I don`t believe Kris and Sophie`s romance is genuine.

You are not alone in that belief

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Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoePie:
Oh wait... so they did it again even after they got a warning?

This was last night in bed. BB warned them today.

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Originally posted by BROXI:
They totally ruined what little live feed we saw last night. The director was focussing on their bed, when you could just barely hear a conversation going on elsewhere in the bedroom.

Get a grip BB.....we are not all obsessed with BB romances...fake ones at that

How did they ruin the LF last night?

BB are saying that they do not think the relationship is genuine - surely if they had been presented with more interesting footage from other housemates they would have shown that instead?

Maybe the duvet action was simply a better alternative than showing housemates spitting in the garden?

You would think that if it was genuine they would of said today "no sorry BB we won't have that... we will leave instead" if they really did like each other Just shows that winning BB and fame is more important to them.

I was watching for ages after the lights went out in the bedroom and they both looked asleep, no lip locking or anything

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Originally posted by Cold Sweat:

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Originally posted by BROXI:
They totally ruined what little live feed we saw last night. The director was focussing on their bed, when you could just barely hear a conversation going on elsewhere in the bedroom.

Get a grip BB.....we are not all obsessed with BB romances...fake ones at that

How did they ruin the LF last night?

BB are saying that they do not think the relationship is genuine - surely if they had been presented with more interesting footage from other housemates they would have shown that instead?

Maybe the duvet action was simply a better alternative than showing housemates spitting in the garden?

Eh? I just said....there was a conversation in the bedroom which you could barely hear and all we got was a shot of their bed and they weren't even talking.

Sophie the lovely person that she is is being used by the boring Kris.

Kris has nothing going for him as a HM and needs someone to make him interesting.

GET AWAY FROM MY SOPHIE.

Saffia must have smashed up her TV set by now.

Have BB announced what the punishment will be for this totally unacceptable behaviour?

I think they might put Kris and Dogface up for eviction next week!

If Big Brother told them that their punishment for a showmance was that no footage of them together would be shown on screen, we would see how long their fling would last.

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Originally posted by Cold Sweat:
Have BB announced what the punishment will be for this totally unacceptable behaviour?

I think they might put Kris and Dogface up for eviction next week!

What a great idea that would be , but they won't.

Oh dear they must be seeing loads of £ signs

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Originally posted by Videostar:
Sophie the lovely person that she is is being used by the boring Kris.

Kris has nothing going for him as a HM and needs someone to make him interesting.

GET AWAY FROM MY SOPHIE.

I hate to disagree with you but i think the 'using' is both ways. As Sophie is the one who says her type is the total opposite of what Kris is and she isn't saying no, i think its safe to say she's seeing the £ signs too

Ugh, I hate BB romances. I must be jellus.

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Maybe the duvet action was simply a better alternative than showing housemates spitting in the garden?

Yes indeed, a much better alternative to the spitting episode.

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Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
If Big Brother told them that their punishment for a showmance was that no footage of them together would be shown on screen, we would see how long their fling would last.

Their fling would be flung.

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Originally posted by Bethni:

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Originally posted by Videostar:
Sophie the lovely person that she is is being used by the boring Kris.

Kris has nothing going for him as a HM and needs someone to make him interesting.

GET AWAY FROM MY SOPHIE.

I hate to disagree with you but i think the 'using' is both ways. As Sophie is the one who says her type is the total opposite of what Kris is and she isn't saying no, i think its safe to say she's seeing the £ signs too

I agree

They both know the other one is using them - you can tell by the smirks

I do not want this showmance dominating the rest of the series - hope they are both out quick.

the bb showmance

they got told of her

is magic


they are annoying me already everywhere tonight in highlights they were smooching cuddling

They`re both just a couple of red carpet armpieces.