john james.........turn him upside down and use his hair as a mop....
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Are you crazy Spongee?.....My gorgeous wood.ceramic and porcelain floors would be destroyed with that unwashed hair of his,now a scrubber for the loo's that would be a practical use.
I would use Dave as my house Bitch!... He would do all the house housework, I'd pay him a pittence and he'd have a box room in the cellar....
Somehow I don't think I've quite grasped this game...
Somehow I don't think I've quite grasped this game...
lee........sam...use him to get rid of guests who out stay their welcome at your house
Rachel a very useful foghorn...utilised somewhere off Lands End
Dave:sleeping tablet, once he started droning on about how marvellous he is I'd be knocking out the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs.
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I would use Dave as my house Bitch!... He would do all the house housework, I'd pay him a pittence and he'd have a box room in the cellar.... Somehow I don't think I've quite grasped this game...
Nooooooo Senora,you'd still have to deal with him being drunk on the glory.
Could employ Andrew in the kitchen where one of his duties would be to prepare the fruit and veg.
Can I employ Josie, just to give her a leg up in losing a bit of weight. 
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Senora,you'd still have to deal with him being drunk on the glory
Not if I wire electrodes to his lips so every time he spoke he'd get a shock..
I'd get Josie to come once a week to do my eyes make-up..I'd Tip her as long as she didn't mention John feckin James!
I'd put Ben on my parcel shelf.
I'd use Dave as my punch bag....
Can I come round yours, for a go, stonks?
Josie could be my scarecrow
Sam as a pepper spray.
Jo could be used as the Sat Nav, she has one of 'those' all knowing, matter of a fact voices....
I'd put John James and Dave in the front window to scare off kids/burglars/Jehovah's Witnesses.
JJ, pan scub
Dave one of those things that you plug in to drone on to scare insects away
JJ2 a nodding dog for the back window of my car (oh I've just seen Blizzie's
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Steve... coat stand
Dave one of those things that you plug in to drone on to scare insects away
JJ2 a nodding dog for the back window of my car (oh I've just seen Blizzie's
)Steve... coat stand
Is this restricted to current hms?
If not I would use Lea (BB7) as a home safety device for little girls. Just position her by the cooker as a warning about what happens if you stick your Barbie in there
About an hour on gas mark 5 would achieve a good likeness
If not I would use Lea (BB7) as a home safety device for little girls. Just position her by the cooker as a warning about what happens if you stick your Barbie in there
About an hour on gas mark 5 would achieve a good likeness
pic deleted because of oversaucy content ( it was johnjames with a bike parked in his naked bum cheeks if you're interested)
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That is brilliant, DanceSettee.
Poor bike 
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Can I come round yours, for a go, stonks?
..I'll even supply refreshment....
Is that JohnJames' face on Dave's body? 
(Dave wishes...)
I think we should use J1 and J2 as J-cloths - and wipe the floor with them.
(Dave wishes...)
I think we should use J1 and J2 as J-cloths - and wipe the floor with them.