Sorry Marcus fans, I'm one meself but Siavash leaving tonight would be the lesser of two evils if only to see team smug be taken down a peg or two.
1) He's cooler than Christopher Walken. He could drink boiling water and piss ice cubes.
2) His dress sense. Mod meets circus performer meets drag queen.
3) His rebellion. Literally the only housemate in BB history to take on Big Brother and win. Those pathetic 'punishments' were ridiculous. All they had to do was kick him out.
4) He's refused to bitch about anybody. Best exemplified by his 'everyone I thought that Freddie was a really nice guy' speech two minutes after Halfwit was evicted.
5) He's not afraid to show his emotions. Can you imagine Marcus sobbing like a little girl the minute his best mate was evicted?
6) He's the most entertaining housemate. That spider attack moment where he screamed like he was passing kidney stones, falling over in the diary room causing Big Brother to laugh and that ten minute pause before speaking to Marcus about Noireen were for me the funniest three moments of the series.
7) His showing of restraint when Charlie finally bared his teeth - I would've smacked him in each of his faces.
8) Attempting to keep a straight face when Rodi was laughing at Bea - and failing miserably.
9) He's loyal to a fault (can we gloss over the Noireen thing for theis one? Thanks) 'I'm gonna be there for Marcus wether he likes it or not.'
10) He's devastatingly honest; 'Your a dick, your a dick, your a dick.'
Oh, and 11) Imagine Charlie's face.
1) He's cooler than Christopher Walken. He could drink boiling water and piss ice cubes.
2) His dress sense. Mod meets circus performer meets drag queen.
3) His rebellion. Literally the only housemate in BB history to take on Big Brother and win. Those pathetic 'punishments' were ridiculous. All they had to do was kick him out.
4) He's refused to bitch about anybody. Best exemplified by his 'everyone I thought that Freddie was a really nice guy' speech two minutes after Halfwit was evicted.
5) He's not afraid to show his emotions. Can you imagine Marcus sobbing like a little girl the minute his best mate was evicted?
6) He's the most entertaining housemate. That spider attack moment where he screamed like he was passing kidney stones, falling over in the diary room causing Big Brother to laugh and that ten minute pause before speaking to Marcus about Noireen were for me the funniest three moments of the series.
7) His showing of restraint when Charlie finally bared his teeth - I would've smacked him in each of his faces.
8) Attempting to keep a straight face when Rodi was laughing at Bea - and failing miserably.
9) He's loyal to a fault (can we gloss over the Noireen thing for theis one? Thanks) 'I'm gonna be there for Marcus wether he likes it or not.'
10) He's devastatingly honest; 'Your a dick, your a dick, your a dick.'
Oh, and 11) Imagine Charlie's face.