what timeis it acceptable to get p!ssed?
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this small text is no good for a drunk!
It's 5 o'clock somewhere 
it gets earlier the nearer we get to xmas 
I'm talking years now 
Remember it was sunny when I took my first giant leap.
Remember it was sunny when I took my first giant leap.
With ma spliff.
Rehab's not working. ÂĢ45K down the tubes.
Rehab's not working. ÂĢ45K down the tubes.
Remorgatged the bungalow in Tranet
Bet she's still spinnin'
Bottoms up then!
Hello Greek person 
I wouldn't go that far but she was a tasty piece by all accounts.
why is text on here coming out so small?
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Hello Greek person
GOD,if you don't mind!
You're pissed probably.
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why is text on here coming out so small?
It's not, it's your eyesight. Bacchanalia
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GOD,if you don't mind!
*worships*
If you're in a Wetherspoon's pub, I'd say around 9:30am 
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If you're in a Wetherspoons pub, I'd say around 9:30am
There wasn't enough alcohol in the entire Greek empire to make a Wetherspoons tolerable.
Try 11 -2 
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what timeis it acceptable to get p!ssed?
On the hour every hour *hic*
I'm indulging in a little Tia Maria tipple
Drambuie's where it's at on a Friday.
Ive got some vodka raspberry absolute
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Drambuie's where it's at on a Friday
Straight, no chaser
I was in hospital with the chasers for five weeks Slinki.
But that's an aside
But that's an aside
Nothin worse than a bad attack of the chasers
ohh im on the drambuie as well, drambuie season started yesterday
I'm a bit feaful of getting too drunk.
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ohh im on the drambuie as well, drambuie season started yesterday
Slainte! Good, innit?
Hello Dion, if that's the case, give up now and go to bed
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if that's the case, give up now and go to bed
I may want to stay and make an idiot of myself.Why not!
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Reference: if that's the case, give up now and go to bed I may want to stay and make an idiot of myself.Why not!
Ok, not a prob with me
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Slainte! Good, innit?
lovely over ice *clinks glass* Reference:
I may want to stay and make an idiot of myself.Why not!
Give us a laugh then, tell us who you were before Reference:
Give us a laugh then, tell us who you were before
sober?
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sober?
You not been here for a while then Reference:
You not been here for a while then
this is like guess who! I'm not wearing glasses,or a hat,and I don't have a beard.You can flick them down.
