I used to be quite fond of Nikki (as a housemate) but I now hate her. 
She should be stabbed in the head with a crocodile. 
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I resent that she resents paying tax 
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should be stabbed in the head with a crocodile.
PMSL! I'm assuming the mouth would be shut?
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She should be stabbed in the head with a crocodile.
That'll happen when she goes on 'I'm a Celebrity, Who is She, Who is She?!' 
I wonder whose money kept her alive when she was in hospital on the brink of death so many times then eh? Spoilt little bitch.
OI! Leave me out of it!
she should be in the stocks lol with rotten cabbages and various rotten veg threw at her ........... at one point something will land in her gob ............ she cries like one of they fairground clowns . mouth open but looking around to see what's going on 
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PMSL! I'm assuming the mouth would be shut?
Initially yes. One of them pointy snouted ones. After that it is free to chew.
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That'll happen when she goes on 'I'm a Celebrity, Who is She, Who is She?!'
Aahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa...........
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OI! Leave me out of it!
Ooops, sorry...
You not up for it?
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OI! Leave me out of it!
You know, they lie in wait these crocs.........then pounce
Stabbed in the head with a crocodile.... Poor croc.
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Initially yes. One of them pointy snouted ones. After that it is free to chew.
Nah, you need a proper alligator to get the full effect. One of them that does death rolls and stuff, as seen on the Crocodile Hunter
I don't think she meant that at all. I think she just says all these things so people think she's highly amusing. I am leaping to Nikki's defence here, full and only case for the defence being I really don't believe anyone could be that thick.
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I really don't believe anyone could be that thick.
I thought she did the thick bit quite well.Reference:
I thought she did the thick bit quite well.
Oooer
Doesn't everybody resent paying tax?
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Doesn't everybody resent paying tax?
I know I do
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Doesn't everybody resent paying tax?
No.
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No.
Oo-er! Are you being controversial here
Check this little dude. Maybe poke her in the ear with 'im.
"What is it...!!! what is it !!!!! ""
Haahahahaha........
It says it's a turtle but it looks kinda salamander(y).
It says it's a turtle but it looks kinda salamander(y).
That's turtelly not a turtle 
Could it be a gecko?
In goes you eye out with that pointy lil snout
*snouts*
*snouts*
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hat's turtelly not a turtle
I thought maybe a shell-less turtle that I didn't know about exists.
It does look quite gecko-y. He's a funky little fellow though, to be sure.
Down with capitalism
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I thought maybe a shell-less turtle that I didn't know about exists.
Don't turtles have round beaks though
or maybe I'm being thick again Reference:
Down with capitalism
And what has that got to do with the price of fish (or turtles) 
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And what has that got to do with the price of fish (or turtles)
I think kmarx is back OT. I mean on topic.Reference:
Don't turtles have round beaks though
Nope.
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Down with capitalism
I love you my little beardy commie.