Don't mess with the chicken fairy

            Awwwww

Ahh Sprouty, there you are!  Still hanging round the backdoor or are you ready for a hand around the front now....?

Nah, still weighing up me options.........on which way to go 

Swinging both and all ways is very greedy, y'know!

I know, but I still can't make up me mind which way to go 

11.34pm: "Well... you'll at least be trending on Twitter" Julian assures a devastated, nominated Jasmine. She was too

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Poor Maureen

I hope Julian Clarey wins. He is talking a lot of sense in there and I adore his humour 

"My poor Maureen was flattened."

Julian says to Julie about The Prince" A goldfish has got more talent than him "
Julie "Oh I weed!"
Julian calls to BB"Oh we need some newspaper Big Brother"
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" @BBUKLive  9.21am: It seems Cheryl wasn't the only snorer last night Julian claims, there was "a symphony". #CBB

@JulianClary This may cheer you up - from Edinburgh Festival about 27 years ago! Joan Collins Fan Club WITH Fanny! pic.twitter.com/M1VbgnGA

Rarely would I nail my colours to the mast so early, but on this occasion I'm happy to have done so.... Julian all the way

I think if it goes on personality, Julian will walk it...but it will depend on air time and how many will vote purely on looks...Martin Kemp and The Prince will be in the favourites, at the minute I'm finding Martin Kemp boring, but that could be in the editing, although he was nominated for being quiet and it was also mentioned on BBBOTS last night. 

I like this pic of Julian with his dogs.

Hello Fairies!  

*notices San: adjusts fairylist* 

11.35pm: The Jules' are retiring to the bedroom. They've had enough nattering for the evening. #cbb

11.49pm: Julian has asked Julie if she'd like to blow up his trouser leg to cool him down. She's declined. #cbb 

I'm not sure I like Julian keeping company with Julie so much although I can sort of understand it.

I know what you mean.On twitter they are called jules

I think he finds her amusing enough, and probably on his wavelength where humour is concerned up to a point.  I'm not sure he'll be quite so impressed with the hamming up though!

1.37pm: The Situation tells Julian: "You're an older brother. You're like a trendy professor". Julian: "I've never been so insulted"

Love him

@BBUKLive 11.21am: We're enjoying this visual of Julian and Martin without fully understanding it."

Part of todays task Jules have tp pedal the giant Swan.

  @BBUKLive 9.12pm: The two Jules are still in the swan. Julie says it's not the best ride she has ever had. #cbb 

11.50am: The Jules and Cheryl are discussing being "Bet Lynched". It's not clear what "Bet Lynching" entails but they'r having a hoot.#cbb

Aawww a Flintstone fairy

I'm sure you'll all be interested to know that when my sisters & I were little girls we were brought up to call our little girl bits 'fairy flat cakes'.  Just thought I'd mention it seeing it was along the fairy theme 

Cinds

Betty is The Sun’s relentlessly nosey Mistress  Of Modern Manners, who  grills a celeb each week on their private lives.

Here, JULIAN CLARY reveals the beauty trick Joan Collins taught him, and  his plans for Prince Harry.

YOU’RE 52 now. What’s been the worst thing so far about growing older?

Middle age has crept up on me, it’s true, rather like a Catholic priest in a  public lavatory. But I still have my hair, and the milkman delivers Botox by  the pint round here, which is a boon.

Do you worry about losing your looks?

I haven’t been mistaken for Christopher Biggins yet, but give it time.

Would you go for the full facelift? Have a hair weave? Or just allow bits  to droop and drop off, and become a recluse?

Nothing is drooping or falling off yet, maybe because I sleep hanging upside  down in the wardrobe — a trick I picked up from Joan Collins.

Denise Welch says she’s often told she looks like you. Are you offended – or flattered?

I’m thrilled of course — who wouldn’t be? Such a sturdy girl. We are  identical, in fact. I often stand in for her on Loose Women and no one knows  the difference.

It was me, not Denise, who was recently spotted having secret trysts with a  young buck in a swanky London hotel. Luckily she took all the flak.

You’ve discovered a love of gardening. I never had you down as a  horny-handed son of the soil.

I really rough it. I wear wellington boots, dungarees, clothing from Gap  even.  You wouldn’t recognise me. I get up to my ovaries in mud.

Do you still have breakfast with your chickens?

Yes, I usually take my muesli in with “The Nolans” as I call them. I have  four  chickens who are lovely and, frankly, more entertaining than the real  Nolans.

I imagine you having weekend house parties with all your famous chums  fighting over whose turn it is for the guest bathroom.

We celebrities don’t like to discuss our private lives, but I can tell you  that JLS and One Direction come and stay on alternate weekends. I do their  laundry for them and treat them to my toad in the hole.

Paul O’Grady’s a neighbour. Do you natter over the garden fence, pop round  for a cup of sugar or a loan of the lawnmower?

It’s like living next door to the Dingles. He has a lot of parties that get  terribly out of hand.

We all like a drink, but what goes on there is a scandal. I call the police  about five times a week, but if his sister Vera is in town they won’t enter  the village without Taser guns — and I don’t blame them.

You’ve hinted you might get married. Will it be a showbiz spectacular, or  ten minutes at the town hall followed by tea and a slice of cake?

I just need to decide on who my future husband is going to be. Prince Harry  is  in the running. We’re arguing a bit over his hair colour... obviously I  can’t marry anyone ginger.

Meanwhile you’re planning to spend your summer hols on a Greek island with  a group of lovely lesbians.

Lesbians are ideal holiday companions. Not only do they carry my bags but  they  spend next to no time in the bathroom and are a natural mosquito  repellent.

You’re a fully fledged author now, so we don’t see quite so much of you on  telly. Could you ever give up the applause of a live audience?

I love my public and they love me. In fact I’m fully expecting to be the  centrepiece of the London Olympics opening ceremony. I’m just waiting for  the  call, which should be any day now.

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