I think the loiterers could easily be moved up in a day or so to the supporters Cosi, they'll not bother to look at page one  

Genius thinking, Dame!  

You reckon? 

My powers to delete/edit seem to have vanished into a fairy puff of smoke

Shurrup...I'll send a crate of Carlsberg and you'll love him 

Maybe 

And it's Carling you nut! 

you'll drink owt dodo  

nicked this from Erin in the twitter thread...made me smile 

9.46pm: A now deflated Cheryl is explaining veruccas to Prince Loz who's never had one. "This could be your lucky day," says Julian.#cbb

in fact we could put all the old members names in there, thinking about it  

exactly Jen....

That's the disadvantage of an I-phone  

I got myself a new fairy avi. *twirls*

it so suits you Yogi 

Martin?  Who's Martin?

I've already had to google ashley EEK

Lovely avi, Yogi

Martin Kemp, Cinds; Spandau Ballet and 'Enders *jogs Cinds memory*

How could she forget 

Julie was making extraordinary little noises, she was talking in Russian at one point and gurgling and percolating! "

Meh! Cosmic...........I'm not in here yet 

I keep getting distracted by your sugar plum fairy !

It's a bumper crop

Julian to Rhian"Can you spell syphilis"

JASMINE Lennard’s ban on talking about her sizzling romance with Simon Cowell has caused her “anger, frustration and pain”.

The sexy model, 27, enjoyed a  secret six-month relationship with the X Factor boss.

After entering the Celebrity Big Brother house, the other stars could not wait to grill her about TV’s Mr Nasty.

But Jasmine told nosey TV presenter Coleen Nolan: “I had an affair with  Simon Cowell and I do really want to talk about it but I’m not allowed to. Rich people get to keep secrets.

“They have the money to stop you and I just don’t think it’s fair.

“If I did talk about it, I would go to jail.  It’s a High Court injunction.”

Former Loose Women star Coleen, 47, sympathised with her and said: “That must be frustrating.”

Jasmine said: “It pains me, it angers me, it really frustrates me.

“I don’t have anything bad to say.  That person was such a huge part of my life. I don’t want my life to be defined by it. The way the relationship has gone down in history is the complete opposite to how it went down.”

Coleen asked what Cowell had to hide by seeking an injunction.

Jasmine said: “Just fear. I’m a believer that the truth comes out in the end. I’m not sure when.”

Comedian Julian Clary, 53, tried to make light of the fact that Jasmine could go to prison if she blabbed about the affair.

He joked: “I’ll come and visit you.”

And former singer Coleen also laughed: “I’ll bring a cake with a file in.”

Cowell first met Jasmine back in 2006, when he was dating TV presenter Terri Seymour, 37.

Jas, who even has Simon’s  initials tattooed on her wrist, has made no bones about the fact she signed for the Channel 5 reality show because she is broke.

The babe, who has a two-year-old son called Phoenix, claimed she was once so poor she could not pay to have her pet dog buried.

She also claimed she  almost became a pop star, saying: “I’ve had powerful people come up to me and say I’ve got a look about me and an energy and ask if I can sing.

“I can’t. I’ve been tempted to lie but I’m totally tone deaf.”

( Todays Daily Star)

Delete the one above the cat piccy

All very cloak and dagger ,it was only a mis spelt word

Cloak and dagger   Wands and wings would be more appropriate  

Awww, it's Fanny the wonder dog

Ahhhhhh see it's when he is just referred to as 'Martin' that confuses me.  From now on can we please call him by his full name so as not to confuse me 

Oh and I think the thread needs a 'fanny the wonder dog'

Can I nominate Gloria the stinky dog?

  I'm just watching last nights offering.

Julian in the diary room.

BB 'who do you think will be the alpha male?'

JC 'is it Ross Kemp'

BB 'Ross Kemp isn't in the house'

JC 'OH'