I dont think i intentionally took revenge on anyone, I tend to not let things get to me that much.

Yes

I have never taken revenge on anyone, why waste time and energy? Unless, of course, it was if someone hurt someone I loved.

the best revenge i ever saw was elodie and heidi on the hills.

where heidi got the job elodie wanted (she had been there like a year b4 heidi) and heidi couldnt work a major event coz spencer was taking her out for their anniversary or summat. so she asked elodie and elodie said 'yea ill cover'.

u never saw elodie again. it was her last day @ that place (since she didnt get the job, she quit) and every1 but heidi knew.

LMFAO

Yeah i did it only once but it felt goooooood.
My ex bought me a little car, when we split he asked for it back!(Cheeky fecker had kept it in his name the whole time.) So we arranged to meet at a supermarket at 6.00.I left early,I drove "his" car for 3 miles in 1st gear,left the keys in it and legged it.Had a few nasty phone calls and texts about the cost of putting it right, but sticks and stones and all that

I was in Sainsbury's car park - was pulling out to leave - wen a car zoomed past and nearly hit me!!

Wen i looked it was an employee!!
i mentioned how she nearly caused a crash and she looked at me and sed, "So wot?"
Then walked away!!!!!!!

So i removed her wind screen wipers and threw them in the bushes, LOL

(didn't steal them you understand)

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Originally posted by RENTON:
I was in Sainsbury's car park - was pulling out to leave - wen a car zoomed past and nearly hit me!!

Wen i looked it was an employee!!
i mentioned how she nearly caused a crash and she looked at me and sed, "So wot?"
Then walked away!!!!!!!

So i removed her wind screen wipers and threw them in the bushes, LOL

(didn't steal them you understand)

That's so funny but I never get wound up I leave them to Karma because in the end, it does get them.

i have

i cant tell you what i did-but i felt so good

but its gotta be something major to make me mad-like l-lass (new name! sorta like j-lo ) said-when it comes to family, theres nothing i wouldnt do
but i guess everyones the same on that score

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Originally posted by RENTON:
I was in Sainsbury's car park - was pulling out to leave - wen a car zoomed past and nearly hit me!!

Wen i looked it was an employee!!
i mentioned how she nearly caused a crash and she looked at me and sed, "So wot?"
Then walked away!!!!!!!

So i removed her wind screen wipers and threw them in the bushes, LOL

(didn't steal them you understand)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW u r defo 1 not to be messed with.

thats deeeeeeeeep dude!!!!!

I've plotted revenge but never carried it out.

I believe that what goes around, comes around or karma, whatever you like to call it!

I posted mine on the other forum but it still makes me smile so I will share it again.

On a break from my OH a barmaid from the local pub told me her and the other barmaids were "buzzing" when me and OH split up. At the time I had been really upset and thought her comments were out of order. I don't care how "buzzing" they were I had split from my long term partner and had to move out of my house and didn't need her rubbing it in.

So the following week I was in the pub with my mates and her boyfriend was there, I knew she was the jealous type I thought I wind her up in return. Her dozey boyfriend went right along with it, much hair flicking and girley giggles, dragged him up on karoke singing "I got you babe" while she sat there with a face like thunder.

Childish I know but it cheered me up.

I did once and it was major - not proud of it though

revenge is best served very cold as then they do not know where it has come from... not that i have ever axacted revenge on anyone *ahem* *cough*

when removing my ex's gym from the house for him to collect, *massive multi gym thing* i took it apart bit by bit and then threw away most of the bolts his face when he came to collect it

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Originally posted by Lady P:
I did once and it was major - not proud of it though

spill the beans then

Yes. Twice. And both times it needed doing

"Karma" or "what goes around, etc" can sometimes take too long to happen.....

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Originally posted by Deegs:
Yes. Twice. And both times it needed doing

"Karma" or "what goes around, etc" can sometimes take too long to happen.....

we need details people

Especially deegs, I bet yours were good

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Lady P:
I did once and it was major - not proud of it though

spill the beans then

Without going into too much detail it involved a ford escort, a fine paintbrush and a bottle of heavy duty paint remover.

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Originally posted by SazBomb:
we need details people

Especially deegs, I bet yours were good

They were pretty good as a matter of fact. But I can't tell you about them

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Originally posted by Lady P:

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Lady P:
I did once and it was major - not proud of it though

spill the beans then

Without going into too much detail it involved a ford escort, a fine paintbrush and a bottle of heavy duty paint remover.

did you get caught?

Only once..on my leaving day in a job. It was a cliquey place, most of them were having affairs and if you weren`t, you were sidelined.

Here goes...I made fairy cakes with "funny stuff" They gobbled them down. They were all talking gobbledygook within an hour.

Mackrel or some stinky fish up the exhaust pipe.. I hasten to add I have not done that or weeaped any tewwible wevengay, but I'm good with inventive evil.

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Originally posted by Scotty:
Only once..on my leaving day in a job. It was a cliquey place, most of them were having affairs and if you weren`t, you were sidelined.

Here goes...I made fairy cakes with "funny stuff" They gobbled them down. They were all talking gobbledygook within an hour.

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Lady P:

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Lady P:
I did once and it was major - not proud of it though

spill the beans then

Without going into too much detail it involved a ford escort, a fine paintbrush and a bottle of heavy duty paint remover.

did you get caught?

He never did anything about it but he knew I'd done it. Weird thing was he ended up working at the same place as me years later and never mentioned it!!

I dont think revenge is sweet all it does is make you bitter the best form of revenge is to keep your dignity, and not let the other person win by letting them know how much they have hurt you

OOOh just thought of another - I sifted icing sugar into my flatmates Slimfast for weeks

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Originally posted by Marguerita:
I dont think revenge is sweet all it does is make you bitter the best form of revenge is to keep your dignity, and not let the other person win by letting them know how much they have hurt you

I know that now - I was just young and incredibly hurt

Mines quite silly and I was quite young. I took a pair of expensive boots back to a shop, they refused to replace them and sent them away for repair. Later that night I returned and put superglue in their locks.

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Originally posted by Lady P:

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Originally posted by Marguerita:
I dont think revenge is sweet all it does is make you bitter the best form of revenge is to keep your dignity, and not let the other person win by letting them know how much they have hurt you

I know that now - I was just young and incredibly hurt

I was not getting at anyone who has took revenge I was only giving my opinion ,I have a friend who took revenge on her husband as he was having an affair which was an awful time for her, she took revenge more than once ,most of her friends not me may I hasten to add ended up feeling sorry for her husband ,she got so bitter and twisted about taking revenge she could not move on with her life which was very sad

Some of these are so funny.

I've never really needed to take revenge (yet) but I can imagine I'd be rubbish at it as I have such a big guilty conscience.

oh yeah....in spades, aint proud of it and I was alot younger, but having said that if it where to happen again tomorrow....I would probably react in the same way

I didnt end up bitter and twisted - just had my justified revenge and that was it. Im not a vengeful person normally but this one occasion it was just too much.

When my sister left her job she made a laxative chocolate cake for her boss. He was off work for a couple of days.

When I find someone worth it I'll let you know

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Originally posted by Deegs:

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Originally posted by SazBomb:
we need details people

Especially deegs, I bet yours were good

They were pretty good as a matter of fact. But I can't tell you about them

You're no fun

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Originally posted by Scotty:
When my sister left her job she made a laxative chocolate cake for her boss. He was off work for a couple of days.

oohh I'm making a note of that one

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Originally posted by SazBomb:

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Originally posted by Scotty:
When my sister left her job she made a laxative chocolate cake for her boss. He was off work for a couple of days

oohh I'm making a note of that one

She was clever, (btw she`s a beautiful person) She made other chocolate cakes for fellow workers but kept his seperate. He thought he was special getting a whole cake to himself which he gobbled with the coffee he asked her to make...without a please or thankyou. Karma`s shit sometimes.

I wouldn't bother with revenge now... I'm more inclined to just cut people off... but I did take revenge a couple of times when I was younger (and a bit nutty... man induced nuttiness!).

When I was pregnant with my first child, my bf left me (we'd been living together for 4 years) when I was 6 mths preggers for someone else. Was heartbroken, and in a bad way. At work, I heard on the grapevine that a really nasty girl in another dept had been saying she was keeping 'a book' on who the father of my baby was.

Everyday this girl used to get a dirty great sausage & egg giant roll (huffer) from the local sandwich shop. Then she went on a diet (around the time she was having digs at me). She went on the slimfast diet (when it came in big tubs of powder).... but all day would moan about how much she missed her sausage & egg sarnies.

One night after work I replaced a third of her tub of slimfast with glucose powder from the stores (it was a vending company I worked for).

I know it probably was still less calories than the beloved rolls she harped on about... but it did used to make me laugh as she sat there with her uber fattening slimfast drink!