A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said,         

"My husband wants me to ask you...", to which the doctor replies

"I know...I know..." placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder.

"I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it," the woman confessed.

"He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

A women who won't do what she's told.

How can you tell if a man is really well hung? When you can just slip your finger in between his neck and the noose 

Now i find this morally wrong considering the terrible recent events . . .

Oh no wait - I 'have' a sense of humour and no need to control the forum

Note how Sprout skirts round the "need to control the forum" comment

As I've just said to someone else in another fred.....I've had meat.....you'll not win this one 

I doubt its been a l-o-n-g time since you had meat

 . . . and that, my friends is closure, goodnight x

I doubt its been a l-o-n-g time since you had meat

 . . . and that, my friends is closure, goodnight x

It's alright Pirate   I can handle the stupid little kid that he is 

Night all 

 Nite