quote:Originally posted by Betty Swallox:quote:Originally posted by lucifer:
I've read all the advice and I'm learning.
Tried dragging my scrotum down as far as possible. Problem is, I was screaming so loud, I thought it was someone else and near called the cops.
Anyways, my scrotum was on the lino, I was in shock, my ruler was up my left nostril, my penis had evaporated and I would have 'hazarded' a guess to free myself from the agony, were it not for the fact my cerebrum was behind my elbow by this stage...
Flippin' tragic story I know....
are you david carradine ?
Not flippin likely.
After that ordeal, I couldn't beat myself off..much less..etc.
I used to wonder about penis extensions though; and why other guys have them. If I could pay for something so lavish, I'd want it to be something meaningful..like 'life extensions'
What good is a willy the size of Bolivia when you're 80 anyways..? I'll just want a cardigan and some cheap booze which would get me kicked from the care home if discovered.
Simple pleasures..
