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Originally posted by lucifer:
I've read all the advice and I'm learning.

Tried dragging my scrotum down as far as possible. Problem is, I was screaming so loud, I thought it was someone else and near called the cops.

Anyways, my scrotum was on the lino, I was in shock, my ruler was up my left nostril, my penis had evaporated and I would have 'hazarded' a guess to free myself from the agony, were it not for the fact my cerebrum was behind my elbow by this stage...

Flippin' tragic story I know....



are you david carradine ?
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