Don't get me wrong..I was spewed forth into this void as a bloke, and possess one of those dangly bits. But when it 'lives up to expectations' I just have no eye for detail.
What do you do..?? Buy one of those rulers you used in Maths as a kid and hold it alongside..?
I played with the idea of a tape measure, but the recoil on those things is simply too hazardous to seriously contemplate. I'd sooner use a bread knife alongside it for reasons of cowardice; but then I dunno how long a flippin' breadknife is

Kind women say size doesn't matter. Explains why I always buy cutlery for girlfriends
