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I've had two people telling me that I've put on weight, recently. I just thank goodness that they pointed it out to me. I've been trying to figure out why those jeans don't do up on me, anymore, and now I have the answer!
They are the same type of helpful souls who point to your lip/face and say "you've got a cold sore/spot" Oh have I? I hadn't noticed *wanders off mumbling to lamp posts and shouting at strangers*