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@Saint posted:

Little boy brought homework to his Dad asking,

"What's the difference between theory and reality?"

Dad said, 

"Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the plumber for £1m"

Little boy returned and said, "She said yes"

 

Dad said he should ask his sister the same question.

Little boy returned and said, "She said yes too"

So his Dad said,

"Well - in theory we're sitting on £2m but in reality we're living with two slappers"