Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I get a fair bit of spam in my email box, most of it gets caught, but the odd one get's through. The funniest being the sex related ones which are clearly written by someone who's command of the English language leaves a lot to be desired.
Here are some of my recent rib ticklers...
"I am succulent way too much Elsie - Are you juicy as well?"
"Fall into my soft palms! Lori"
"I get aroused from teachers Deborah - What classes do you have?"
I should keep the best and write a book.
What the ruddy heck am I missing !!!!!!