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Reply to "Brian Dowling to be axed from BB"

I should host it, imagine this:

 

*Opening Night*

 

I walk on stage, wearing a gold tie, i bring the mic to my mouth:

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to BIG BROTHER!!"

 

*waits for applause to die down*

 

"Channel 5... you suck! You took a pretty engaging reality TV show, that despite some of its troubles on Channel 4, was still entertaining to watch and ruined it!! You have turned it into the worst kind of reality television possible and you're too cheap to put any effort in!"

 

"I'M OUTTA HERE, GOOD NIGHT!!"

 

*drop mic, leave stage*

Rawky-Roo
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