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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I see they morons doon at westminster must have wangled some festival money from edinburgh for their fireworks this year, cause edinburghs were gash and londons were amazing...ye wid think they sponge hieded toffy nosed bowler hatted wearing...
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    Hello everyone. As 2011 comes to an end I thought it would be a great idea to start a quote book for some of the daft things you have said or heard in real life or on tv, or even this very forum if you so wish over the year. Perhaps as we...
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    iDEAR???                     It all began with an iPhone... March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He...
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    Some of you may be aware of my cashpoint trouble from my previous thread. Maybe it's Karma, because pre xmas I bought £160 worth of online shopping from asda's. Well it arrived a day later minus a 6 pack of lemonade from my order, I wan't bothered much however because it did have 2 massive jars of coffeee worth about £10-£12(nescaffe gold blend no less) I hadn't ordered, plus a nice lacoste aftershave worth £26, a washing deodorant kit worth £8, a bramley mint sauce and a bramley apple sauce...
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    Silly me went to the cashpoint yesterday to withdraw £120. Walked away without taking the money, went into the shop next door to buy some bacon and rolls before realizing. It was gone when I got back, shop owner looked at cctv and said some bloke went after me but couldn't tell if he took any money or not. Police involved and are going to get cctv footage. what a bloody moron I have become.. Merry bloody xmas.
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    Hi. I am hoping someone can help me. I have central heating in my house that I rent, it's blow heating that comes out of panels in the wall.The heating doesn't blow upstairs though. Does my landlord have to ensure it does? or is he ok with just...
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    Well I never, you wouldn't believe what happened today when I was out shopping. Firstly someone collapsed in front of me at the entrance to asdas, then if that wasn't bad enough on the way out the alarm went of and I got dragged back by a burly...
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    Whenever I hear these words my mind immediately strays. 'never touch a germy soap pump again' 
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    Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed 2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed 3) They...
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    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have £0.00 today But, if you had ... ...purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tescos, drank all the beer,then taken the...
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    I would have Blizzie, they seem like a laugh a minute type of person.Garage Joe would be another as they seem intelligent and maybe able to open a bottle of champers without spillage.Zazz seems really friendly so would have top seat next to me and...
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    Hi everyone. Today I mistakenly opened a letter that was sent to my address without realising that the recipitants name wasn't mine nor anyone else who lives at my address. The letter contained a cheque for a tax rebate of just over £1000. What should I do?
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    This is the disturbing allegation made by a group of medical academics in a new book, largely based on a study of the papers of Hitler's personal doctor as reported by the Telegraph.here: Hitler two balls shock Personally, I think that this is a...
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    I watched  a documentary on the Queen last night and I could not help noticing that the queen like many old people had a nice blue blanket to keep her legs warm but when she got out of her car she just dumps it on the floor but not a mention made...
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    A comma, or lack of it, is very important: Eats shoots and leaves is what a panda does. Eats, shoots and leaves is what a hoodlum does to avoid paying for his meal A woman, without her man, is nothing I'm sure most men will agree,...
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    After spending the last four years dossing around, pretending to study and in reality doing what I pleased each day I have accidentally got myself a 40 hour a week job. I thought back to the last time I was contracted to 40 hours and I have to go back...
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    Pocket 4's, should I go all in?
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    I aint ever experienced a BB forum like this one, where is all the diversity? Everyone just agrees with eachother or "agrees to disagree" is that what BB is to the majority on here! A tv programme that doesn't highlight differences in society or...
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    Seemingly the 2 best hm's this year were on the gabby show today, has anyone got a link they can post so I can watch it.
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    I rarely use twitter and this may have prompted their junk mail but the three suggestions of people I should follow are the following: http://twitter.com/#!/chrischilvers http://twitter.com/#!/Jasminedotiwala http://twitter.com/#!/rollingstone I think...
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    Ok guys n gals, Quiz thread coming up. Don't check on the net as its cheating. Try and think it through. So what is it? Nitrogen: 20–90% Hydrogen: 0–50% Carbon dioxide: 10–30% Oxygen: 0–10% Methane: 0–10% Cheers stain.
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    The other week I went to my local supermarket and brought some loose prawns. When I got to the checkout the lady asked how many I had put in the bag. I said six but only held up five fingers. So by mistake I ended up only paying for five. It was only...
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    Someone needs to tell them it isn't colonel gaddaffi, it's fatima whitbread.
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    Steve, Bobby, stanley, yeah they are ok for first names. Some people however name their children after the surname of famous footballers,ie, robson, ferdinand, etc what does this say about a person?
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    Napoli v Man City, it should be a cracker hopefully with the result going man city's way.
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    I was wearing my Shite Shirt on the train the other day - unfortunately my train ticket blew out of the window as a stern looking, overweight conductor was approaching me down the aisle. I really didn’t want to be getting into any argument and have to pay the b@stards a £50 fine... When he came over and I explained what had happened he simply shook my hand and all he said was “that is a great Shite Shirt, I love Shite Shirts. I’m wearing one right now under my uniform I love it so much.” He...
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