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TV ShowsBig Brother UKI'm joining in. Llama ski jumping. Push 'em off, watch 'em fly.
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TV ShowsBig Brother UKI was caught up in one today. Hundreds of the buggers appeared and marched all over West End of Glasgow dropping limbs, dribbling and if you got too close they tried to gnaw you... High points were an NHS "Give...
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TV ShowsBig Brother UKYou will post here what you've had for breakfast each day. You may argue over the merits of shredded wheat and whether a Marlboro Light can be included as a fruit/veg portion of the day. I shall not read any of it. Today I had scrambled...
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TV ShowsBig Brother UKI'm going to make you feel alright I don't have a lot of money, but we'll be fine No, I don't have a penny, but I'll show you a real good time.............
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SurveyOwn up immediately, apologise for bringing a shootah and seek forgivenessSneak off to the airing cupboard with your latest victim, wait for rigor mortis to set in and stand it upright in the corner of the lounge. Tell her it's being a bit quietReturn to the dinner table, wait till someone asks what kind of cat it is and pipe up, " A dead one! " - to hearty laughs all aroundMarch into the kitchen where your host his preparing a toothsome looking creme brulee, and lob it over her shoulder into the bin.Offer to have it turned into bagpipesOther
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TV ShowsBig Brother UKSooooo ..... at a (most civilised) soiree, a salon even, you've managed to kill your hosts cat. From previous experience I would suggest you start declining invitations from friends with four legged friends but there you go. ...
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK.....St Emilion to precise......the other day? The search function here is dross and the list of one's own posts is as short as a dachshund's dick.
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK...Llamas with hats. They are wearing hats!1!!"1"1!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...player_embedded#t=79
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TV ShowsBig Brother UKhttp://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/ quote: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near BorÅs in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident. The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local BorÅs Tidning...
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TV ShowsBig Brother UKWhat do you do which you know adversely affects you but is too much of a laugh to discontinue? Been pondering this as am recovering from knee reconstruction due entirely to biking and earlier skiing and skating. With other knee primed and...
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TV ShowsBig Brother UKRack 'em up. I find Belle and Sebastian a really irksome pain in the ass. They annoy me and wear too many Breton tops. Yours?
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TV ShowsBig Brother UKWill I die a painful, though satisfyingly dramatic, death? I'm wearing a cape in prep?
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TV ShowsBig Brother UKI missed the end of Channel 4. Shouldn't we all be calling each other motherfukkers by now?
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK..I'm setting an arbitrary 4 foot limit for contact here. That's proximity, not cock length btw. I'll begin, (from hazy memory):Ricky GervaisEngland football captain (un-named) Liverpool football captain (un-named) Jerry, from Jerry and the...
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK....but they're all either in bad taste, perverted or concern cats.Any suggestions?
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK...a plastic sachet containing what was purported to be Silvio Berlusconi's semen last night. Handed to me by a woman with 47% third degree burns. It was gift wrapped in shiney gold paper.Sometimes I wonder about my life.
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TV ShowsBig Brother UKDiscuss Some dumb arsehole from America just said this in relation to al-Megrahi being released for humanitarian reasons. Thick twat.My own view?The exact opposite is true is it not? If you disagree you are wrong, but we're all entitled to that.
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK...although I'm undecided, I have to say.In German but you get the drift.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCNDeMi2qdA
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Just For FunUK LoungePretty nuts this, to be fair. Even if it does appear to be on the Polish version of X-Twattar's Got Talent.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOhf3OvRXKg
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