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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    You're a dickhead!BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pwned on live telly! :
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I wake up everyday i'm a drama queenNothing about me is what it seemsI wake up just to look like a sheepI am real shallow but I’m i also a freakAnd all I care about is bitchin and violenceAnd all my friends want is silenceEverybody says I need...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    "you have to squeeze the spot on my arse""stop being such a mingebag then" When replying to her saying she will go home..."I think your Roman name would be Dickus Splashus""Did you talk to Launa (the BB woman in the DR) about your fanny then"...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    That's what they grow in to.....OMG you MORON!!!!NO IT ISN'T, NO THEY DON'T!!!!! What a complete fecking muppet!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR She doesn't half talk some shite!
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I watched the LF till the early hours again this morning, but what did Rodders actually do wrong? I think the Lf started just after it all kicked off. I kind of got the gist that he was laughing about her message from her mate and not her mum, but...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND THAT FECKIN SMUG LOOK ON THAT C*NTS FACE!!!!!!!!!I think Marcus only stayed because Marcus stood up to Bea-atch! And aside from the two scouse wrong-uns that were totally anti-Freddie I think BBBM wasn't that bad and Terry...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Weeelllll,Bea is a bitch, she's a fake hippy bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.On Monday she's a bitchOn Tuesday she's a bitch And Wednesdays...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Or has Marcus got a tangerine stuffed in his ears?Bless him, I think he is hilarious, but if I am seeing correctly he seriously needs to clean those ears. Or start up a candle factory Just rewound it twice and it definitely looks like it to me
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    She gets worse!!!!!!Freddie's a twat, Freddie is a tool, me me me, Freddie is this, that, it's alright to nick from him etc me me me, positive, negative, nasty, etc.... And Marcus is speaking load of sense again and she isn't buying it or listening....
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    If so can we work out who lives nearest the house, and then post it to them by special delivery. Sod all this shouting over the wall, let's do it properly.We all then need to work out what to say to Bea in the 60 seconds you could get away with...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Sophie and Rodders are talking in bed, and Sophie had her arse out and it was looking fine, finally something decent to watch and all BB are interested in is the feckin Bea show. I thought it stood for Big Brother not Big Bitch, or Beas Bullshit! ...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I am going to have to go and have a quick smoke I think. I just want to give poor Freddie a big hug. I can't handle seeing someone being emotionally destroyed like this. And kick that stupid foookin bint right in the twat!! I would never hit a woman,...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    To NOT get a tattoo.Jeez, how many bad tattoos' are there in the house? Not one decent one among the lot of them.Marcus looks like he did them all himself when pissed up after a hard night Pwning No0bs in forums. Lisa, well where do we start? The one...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Well he actually said "My father told me if somebody has the power over you and tells you to do something, you DO IT!"Ermmmmm NO! Although I understand he is upset that BB took the food, and imho BB were wrong for doing so, I don't agree with that...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I think Bea knows exactly what she is doing. She tries to divide and conquer everyone in the house. Singles them out and either attatches herself to them for the day and plays all nicey nicey then drops them (ala Marcus, Siavash and freddie) or...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    That you could make funny films on? I used it loads for C4 last year, it's an Indian site (I think) and has loads of clips from dodgy films with very bad acting and you could add your own text for the subtitles. Just thought it would be fun to do some...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Very Rude Statue Fetches £15.2 MILLION POUNDS!!LMFAO!!!!! I think whoever paid that much for it has more money than sense and needs a bit of a slap
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I'm a celebrity get me out of here to start. Big Bruv has nothing on that show anymore. And I'm a celebrity get me out of here now is also far superior to BBBM. Especially with Davina telling awful knob gags all the time and constantly thinking...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Such a foooooookin killjoy The first bit of LF worth watching in ages and she's all "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and "i'm going to bed" then she tells shrek "i'm off to bed, oome on" FFS!Do us all a favour love and take the next right from the stage to the...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    It's bloody night you dimwitted bunch of muppets!!!!The complete overuse of this stupid idiom (and often out of context) is really starting to get on my nerves. Lisa and David are by far the worst, I counted David using it 5 times in the HL show last...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    When I find myself in times of trouble, lovely Freddie comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, but he's a sleeeze. So don't speak to me.. And in my hour of darkness Freddie is standing right in front of me, speaking about his love for me, but I just...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Marcus getting a venus fly trap from a petrol garage Bea getting Pwned for shit stirring by Isaac.Isaac's face and death stare when Siavash came into the room.Charlie and Marcus's banter Rodrigo giving it to Noirin about her behaviour.And Sophies...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Sorry LOL! was playing poker so had to wait till E4+1 to catch up. Aside from me being seriously pissed off by the new guy (isaac?) constantly spinning around on his bloody stool and Bea copying him. As far as I see it Bea has tried to stir the pot...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Did BB smoke it all and forget to include it in the show? FFS! I wanted to know wtf Marcus was on about and also know what all those little DR visits were about.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I keep reading people saying they think Noirin and Bea are clever because they are playing a clever gameplan and are trying to win etc. However, I think that they are certainly NOT clever. Not in the bloody slightest. How can they be clever when they...
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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    With all the polls and bookies odds being so close, and with this forum getting every eviction right so far...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I read the BB forum link the other day that said about Noirins Ex flying over from the states to go in to replace KENNY! But Tom walking threw the plans up in the air so they have decided to wait a little.Now my question is, why replace Kenny? He...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Than I do, I mean it in a more spiritual way.Ermmmmmmm, that's not what you said in your audition tape love. All this talk about multiple partners, not wanting to settle down with just one man and to experience as many people as possible. Oh yeah, and...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    He's getting played in front of million(s) and he so knows it. Yet he, like Marcus seriously thinks that he can prevent it and actually have a chance with Noirin. Blinded by love and blinded by ego as well?Whenever he says "sup playa" in future I...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Please when you come could you remember to pack your brain and not leave it at home. I never have any trouble when I go on holiday. I spend time working out currency values and conversions, where to go, directions, things to do etc. So why when you...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    And you snake! I have just awoken to find snakey Siavash in bed with Noirin, what about the man who always tells it like it is? and who cares more about Marcus's feelings than his own girls? Well he has disrespected both now, I hope he is proud. Not...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Filled with irony, contradictions between housemates behaviour and truly clasic scenes. Aside from Bea's uncomfortable date where she didn't even ask the poor lad his name, I thought it was brilliant and very, very funny.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Rodders! I have tried and tried and tried to like him and give him the benefit of doubt. I want to like him as essentially he is a decent guy. And I can forgive his ignorance and naivety and lack of understanding, I can also kind of forgive his black...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    And would have got slaughtered in the interview and on BBBM and would have had to defend all the lies he told about himself and others. He bottled it. Plain and simple. It would have been all ok if he had thought he was popular on the outside but on...
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