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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    you might remember me, you might not. haven't watched BB since C4 lost it, wondering where all the old buggers are now
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    Redundancy worries aside..We'd already paid for all this months ago, so now I'm looking forward to it.Friday night - Rufus Wainwright at the Royal Opera House, doing his Judy Garland set.Saturday night - Kevin Spacey in Richard III at the Old Vic.Home...
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    My company wants to replace 26 full time roles with 10 full time roles and 8 part time ones. But there are also further redundancies affecting the department I directly work with, which means they're really targeting me and four other colleagues...
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    Gray the Dwarf Campbell hamster died peacefully in her sleep yesterday, at the unusually ripe old age of three.RIP, little sweetie
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    ..but Imogen had aged very badly when I saw her earlier today on This Morning.Looking very puffy and and pouchy in the face, shame!
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    I've been watching Nicholas Wichchell's Royal Wedding suck-fests with a growing sense of incredulity, but this one took the fecking cake. It was all about how she and her esteemed family had "bettered themselves" since their descent from Durhamshire miners in the early 20th century. All about how it was "better" to be a relentless snob and social climber, like her grandmother, who snubbed her working class roots. How it was "better" to be an airline hostess like Kate's mother, who used her...
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    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110303/tuk-flatulent-dentist-faces-punishment-f-107bc4a.html ..Imagine having your dentist blow off right next to you when you've got your mouth wide open
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    She's been singing the praises of her husband Sacha Baron Cohen, saying he has the "the body of David Beckham, the brain of Stephen Hawking and the style of Tom Ford". She forgot to add: "And the face of Borat"  
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    Gray (aka my inlaws as Gracie) is now 3 years old. Good age for a rootin' tootin' hamster.... Grac
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    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Ho...urth_Child_In_Summer Just what we need
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    Mine - be more sociable! Just heard from a friend I haven't seen in years. Emailed her before Xmas to say we should meet up, and now she wants to. Supposed to go to another friend's wedding this year that's all orgnaised of FB (but I'm not on It)....
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    Disturbing lack of Ashes enthusiasm on these pages, but I say - get in there, boys and bring it back 3-1!
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    There was a pop-up shop in Cardiff yesterday, fronted by a bloke with a booming voice and a megaphone, giving away free samples of Chanelle Hayes' new perfume. Must be bloody joking - why would I want to smell of silly tart?
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Did anyone see this woman on BBC Breakfast Time today? In spite of myself, I couldn't keep a straight face..   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11280005
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    Charging around on her wheel. And she's the last surviving hamster out of four dwarfies that we got originally. Makes me sad that she's the last left ( herlast renmaining  brother died this week) but is it daft to get so attached to something so ...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    ..I've just realised, while we've all been wondering who will be going in and whether they'll be from BB or CBB, I haven't read a single post from anyone wondering if any of the Celebrity Hijack lot will be among them. Probably because that group of...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    But I sent it to their letters page because I'm heartily sick of the sneering attitude they take to Big Brother. Hardly a week goes by where one of their columnists or interviewees doesn't take a swipe at BB, so this is what i sent them, after yet...
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    I've had drinks (wine) with the OHat home tonight, then went out to the local and ran into some workmates if his (more wine) but I find that, being sans wine in the house a few hours later, Diet Coke plus a handful of maraschino cherries  is a...
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    Dave- for feck's sake. Have NONE of you seen what a total charlatan he is, never mind how nasty he is to his so-called mates?
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    I think he's really MOIRA
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    Looked like he'd just swallowed a turd after giving (he thinks) Josie a free pass into it. How's the value-for-money for that Business Club ticket looking now, cobber?
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    "Oooorh, big Bruvva, I've never felt so loved.." Bollox. But I'm sure she knows it worked for Nadia, Pete et al..
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    So she said during her eviction interview. What' that about? Bit young for HRT, surely?
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    .. and thank god I'm not. But if I was, and my 'luvurrr' showed me as little support while watching me get wound up to within an inch of my life in there, I'd drop the bugger like a poo-covered stone. How can she think JJ1 gives a toss about her,...
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    Just exactly who the hell did that puffy-haired twonk think he was last night, commenting on what Josie wears? Just because her figure doesn't meet with his approval, she apparently "shouldn't" wear certain clothes. Who the biddy hell is he, the...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    ...in that house, would the TOT set the others a task to talk like them for 24 hours and wear a chav wig? I'm dyed in the wool working class myself and not even a fan of the bloke, but I think Ben is being unfairly singled out and mocked for no other...
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    Josie: "She's putting us all to shame, making us look like crap housewives. Well forget Wonderwoman, Superwoman's back. Tomorrow I'm going to clean that kitchen from top to bottom, and..." Steve: smug grin Give me strength..
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    I have a colleague I get on really well with - apart from one thing. When the boss isn't around, she tries to take charge. She's not senior to the rest of us, but takes it on herself to try to organise us, butts in whenever someone else asks any of us...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    "Have you noticed how it's always girls who have all the conflicts and arguments?" So that wasn't Mario who had the huge hissy fit at Ben, then. And that's not JJ who has been at the epicentre of almost every row in that house.
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    In particular, the way he "laughs" while attacking somebody. Does he think it makes him less of a spiteful tosser if he's hurr-hurr-hurring at the same time? Man of god, my arse..
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    I want Shabby out as much as the next person, but think about it - she's very likely to be up again next week and she can't win every save and replace task, so we have plenty of time to get rid of her. But Caoimhe doesn't get that many noms. If we...
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    Did she share the cider, chocolates, makeup and all the other goodies she got for her treat day? I do hope so - she wouldn't want the others to think she's 'tight' would she?
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    Just got an email from my boss saying how busy he was, so I sent him this:
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    Dave is just one of the boys Male company's what he enjoys He'd like to get holy And souly with Moley But he thinks it'd make too much noise
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    She cracked me up when she was cackling about her less-than flattering portrait shot, and how they should stick it on the doors of tanning salons as a warning. Big contrast to the hissy fit Marcus threw about his own pic last year, when he...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Mario, I quite like you, but for God's sake stop stalking Ben! Were you listening when he told you he was straight?
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        There's a bloke a few desks away from me in work, and he's been coughing his guts up all day. Sounds like he's bringing up half a lung every time he starts hacking. a) He should be at home, instead of making this place sound like a TB...
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    Last night when I was semi-asleep, I remember flailing my hand across my face and catching it with my nail. Today, I've got a bliddy scratch right in the centre of my forehead. I wouldn't mind, but I don't even have long nails! Has anyone else...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    ..I'm back (at least for now) from jury duty! Two days of farting around, followed by two days of trying a case, then they discharged us and told us to ring in on Tuesday afternoon to see if we're needed for the rest of next week. It was a break, at ...
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