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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    ADELE
    Crunchy Nuts8 replies
    Was sat at work listening to Radio 1 this morning, and in Fearn Cotton's old 10am - 1pm slot, there was this voice that I recognised. I couldn't put finger on where I recognised the voice from....until I went on to Radio 1's website to have a look. ...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    My Sunday morning hangover
    Crunchy Nuts17 replies
    Was at a 21st party last night. It was a late one.... Anyway I woke up feeling a bit worse for wear, only to be greeted by a tortoiseshell cat with a big lump of shite mushed into the fur on her arse. Oh happy Sunday morning to me!!!...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    This is absolutely dreadful
    Crunchy Nuts9 replies
    Since that shambles of a night last Friday, this series has really gone to shit. The 4 new housemates are shite, the likes of Kieran and Sarah have left gaping hole in that house. Every episode this week has been Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. It's...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Marc v Danny
    Crunchy Nuts27 replies
    Danny. Would kick the shit out of Marc. Marc is big, but he's a fucking roid head. I've encountered people like him before and when it comes to the crunch they are weak as piss compared to how they look. I bet Danny has more strength in his left...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Harriet
    Crunchy Nuts39 replies
    I quite liked her at first, thought she seemed nice. Now though, I can't stand her. She irritates the **** out of me! her voice has changed, her eyes have changed (I know what I mean lol), she's just a little gobshite. She's just a shit...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Deceased housemates
    Crunchy Nuts11 replies
    I know this is a morbid subject, but at work this morning I was checking my emails and I got 2 junk emails, one about funerals and one about big brother Australia. The 2 subjects combined got me thinking, there's been 15 series of Big Brother UK...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Our Girl
    Crunchy Nuts13 replies
    Best thing on TV at the moment. Episode 2 starts at 9 on BBC1. Discuss.
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    Ways to improve Big Brother
    Crunchy Nuts56 replies
    Let's be honest, these past few years of BB have been an utter shambles. They might as well rename it because it's not Big Brother as we know it. It got worse when Channel 5 took over but it seems to be getting worse and worse each year. With the end of this series not too far away, what needs to be done to salvage this once great reality tv show and make future years be better? I have a few ideas, feel free to contribute your own. Here goes; • firstly... Live feed. It has to come back, we...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Pav - Have I missed something?
    Crunchy Nuts69 replies
    All the hatred from the public towards him, the boos etc, the fact that not a single person in the house seems to want him there, no one trusts him. Have I missed something obvious because looking in from the outside, I honestly cannot see what...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Danielle & her sour grapes
    Crunchy Nuts117 replies
    Now that was a shock wasn't it? Danielle telling them to nominate the 2 housemates who had the tough decision of booting her out. Didn't see that one coming! :D
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Ash & the sparkling wine bottle
    Crunchy Nuts4 replies
    When it popped up and he absolutely shit himself. :D The funniest moment of BB so far! Had to watch it back a few times and it docent get unfunny :laugh: He's becoming the best comedian in that house along with Mark. :laugh:
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    We have to make sure Kim goes before Steven
    Crunchy Nuts67 replies
    I know all the little chumskulls in the BB audience love shouting "Get Steven out get Steven out!" etc, but can you imagine the TV gold if Kim was to leave before Steven? The guy would have a meltdown, his paranoia over Kim shagging other guys would...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I'm starting to like Helen, a bit
    Crunchy Nuts17 replies
    Sorry but I am :ninja: I don't know if she's calmed down, or I'm just getting used to her but I'm finding myself enjoying watching her.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Steven = Patrick (Hollyoaks)
    Crunchy Nuts15 replies
    For those who watch Hollyoaks. Tell me I'm not the only one who sees this. The way he controls her, blames her for things that happened before he even met her (like the photos), always having a go at her for "lying" to him, always talking to her as...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Steven Bass
    Crunchy Nuts4 replies
    Jeesh I thought Michelle Bass was intense in her house "relationship" with chicken Stuart, but f%#% me this guy Steven takes it to new levels!! If i remember rightly, Michelle at least waited until late on in the show before announcing that she was...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Just done an experiment
    Crunchy Nuts88 replies
    Just conducted an experiment. You can definitely get more off when you wipe your arse sitting down compared to standing up. Try it yourself. Push out a fresh load, then stand up to wipe your behind. Wipe and wipe until nothing is coming off and...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Microwaving a kitten for 5 minutes
    Crunchy Nuts15 replies
    Some bitch decided to put a little kitten in a microwave and switch it on for 5 minutes. She got 14 weeks for it!! Taking the piss or what? http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/464624/Woman-jailed-for-14-weeks-after-putting-cat-in-microwave
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Football racism - Sol Campbell
    Crunchy Nuts25 replies
    Hmm I have to say I think he's talking utter bollocks. Rio Ferdinand has captained England many times in recent years. Beckham was England's best player during that time, has he ever thought of that as a reason why he wasn't captain? To be honest until I read this gem from Sol it had never crossed my mind about skin colours of England captains. What's Sol trying to achieve here? Is he trying to pressure Hodgson and the FA into removing the current captaincy from Steven Gerrard?
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Stacey
    Crunchy Nuts16 replies
    Isn't it great that she's back this week? :)
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Who here was on C4 BB Forums
    Crunchy Nuts388 replies
    ... before it vanished into space? and what was your name on there?   Just curious. I was the same as here, Crunchy Nuts. :)
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Jasmine is 34
    Crunchy Nuts15 replies
    But claims she is 31. Just incase you didn't know. That is all.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    WOW Big Brother have excelled themselves!! What a twist!!!
    Crunchy Nuts2 replies
    A fake double eviction where instead, the 2 chosen housemates will be put in a secret room for a few days where they'll probably be able to see what is going on in the main house! WOW, what a great idea. How did they come up with something like...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Hahahaa the "great" british public really have excelled themselves now!
    Crunchy Nuts18 replies
    Golden opportunity to evict one of the bores (the only opportunity they'll get) and what do the braindead morons do? They go and evict DAN!! :laugh: :laugh: I've been shot down on here for accusing our public of being "less fortunate" but surely...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Memoirs of the invisible housemate
    Crunchy Nuts15 replies
    There are apparently 13 housemates left in the BB house. So I've been watching some episodes and footage and by my calculations there are... Callum Dan Dexter Jackie Charlie Wolfy Gina Daley Jack Joe Hazel Sam That's 12 in total....
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Wolfy the victim
    Crunchy Nuts27 replies
    It's never your fault, It's never your faultttt, Always the victim, it's never your fault
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    101 uses of Gina
    Crunchy Nuts13 replies
    As the public love watching her so much and found her so entertaining in the first week, I thought I'd start this thread in honour of her and her usefulness to the house and TV show. It's a picture thread. I'll start.. ...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Public fudge ups
    Crunchy Nuts7 replies
    Please tell me someone else thought Sallie offered more as a "Big Brother contestant" in the first week than Gina? Forget about who you'd prefer to live with, who you think is hotter, who is richer, who is a nicer person, in fact forget about who...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    BB producers = disgrace
    Crunchy Nuts25 replies
    Just watched last nights and tonights highlights and that thing with Wolfie singling her out as least attractive voted by the public was absolutely disgraceful. BB should be ashamed of themselves. They give out a warning to Jemima and tell her its...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Emma Willis is just a
    Crunchy Nuts12 replies
    fit Davina McCall* She's like turning into her! :D *Please more that when I say a fit davina, I do not mean that Davina isn't fit, Emma is just fitter.
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    The live audience chums & the "Get ____ out!" chant
    Crunchy Nuts2 replies
    I have to mute my TV when I hear the imbeciles in the BB live audience shouting their "GET _____ OUT! GET _____ OUT!" x100 chant. It's the most basic, unimaginative, repetitive chummers chant ever known. Studio security should put their feet down...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Why have they gone back to vote to evict?
    Crunchy Nuts4 replies
    Just realised they've gone back to vote to evict this series. Why have they done this? Changing it to vote to save was the 1 thing channel 5 had done to improve it. Yeah when it's only 2 up it makes no difference if its vote to save or evict, but...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    The "I fancy Sallie" thread
    Crunchy Nuts23 replies
    For those who as thread title says, think Sallie is fit as fudge! She's a right sort with all her ink. Lovely!
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Tina off Coronation Street ( . )( . )
    Crunchy Nuts31 replies
    quote:Coronation Street actress Michelle Keegan shows why she was voted Sexiest Female as she flaunts her impressive figure in a hot pink bikini.The soap star, 22, looked svelte and toned as she frolicked on a Majorca beach with a female friend.She's...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Crunch
    Crunchy Nuts19 replies
    Is back from his '1 week vacation' that ended up lasting nearly 3 weeks
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Freddie, Marcus, David, Lisa, Bea
    Crunchy Nuts0 replies
    All deserve to be in the final for the following reasons...Freddie can cause a riot in that house without breaking sweat.He has Lisa in his pocket, he can push a simple button and she'll flip - Brilliant!David and Marcus are gonna end up killing each...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Is this bad parenting?
    Crunchy Nuts124 replies
    This morning I was walking through a public park to get to where I was going to. It was nice sunny weather.Anyways there was these 2 women sitting on a bench watching their kids playing on the park. Then when I looked I noticed one of the kids (the...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    If Hira doesn't go on Friday
    Crunchy Nuts34 replies
    then the British Public deserve to be wiped out.Think of the f**k up you all made of last year by keeping bores in. NOW TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GET RID OF THE MOST BORING HM EVER!! Come on GBP, prove to me that you are not all a bunch of thick, ill,...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    HIRA - Seriously, what's the point?
    Crunchy Nuts8 replies
    Why is she in there?As soon as she's up for eviction (which is unlikely) we should all vote her out no matter who she's up against. Because unless she does a Maysoon last year, she's gonna end up in the final un-noticed.At least the people that we...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    OT: Frankie from the Saturdays
    Crunchy Nuts6 replies
    I think the Saturdays are absolutely cack, but this girl is absolutely gorgeous! Not quite in Cheryl or Nadine's class, but she's not far off.But seen this picture of her the other day and wondered if someone could explain something to me...What the...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    POST RATTLES FOR KENNETH
    Crunchy Nuts3 replies
    As he's so obsessed with rattling and wants to rattle every fit girl under the sun despite having a girl friend. I thought it'd be nice to make him a rattle dedicated thread to read when he's evicted on Friday.He can maybe have himself a nice tug over...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    KENNETH IS A TOSSPOT, but
    Crunchy Nuts5 replies
    I SO HOPE HE STAYS!!! He's just gonna get worse and worse the longer he stays in and it'll be so interesting to see a. how the girls and the likes of Tom and Marcus react the more they hear from him and b. What Karly makes of it when she sees what...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Bored? Then why not take part in my boob quiz?
    Crunchy Nuts62 replies
    It's pretty straight forward. I've selected a range of famous/well known faces and cropped their boobs out. All you have to do is indentify who the boobs belong to.They vary in terms of age (because i don't want to be ageist) and how famous they...

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