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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    The Reader (Channel 4)
    Crunchy Nuts5 replies
    German woman (Kate Winslet) who can't read, probably mid 30's ish, shagging a 15yr old lad in exchange for him reading to her.If this was the other way round and it was a mid 30's year old bloke having his wicked way with a 15yr old girl, I'm sure it...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Have you ever hit the bottom?
    Crunchy Nuts23 replies
    When I was a kid, everyone used to say that if you fall off say a cliff in your dream, but don't wake up before you hit the floor, you die in your sleep. Well recently I've had a dream where I've fell out of a plane, but in the dream I hit the...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Remember when BBGF closed at midnight
    Crunchy Nuts15 replies
    What a friggin pain in the arsehole that was!!  Sometimes we forget how good we have it here these days considering how crappy the mods were on C4 forums.
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    Just been dumped
    Crunchy Nuts17 replies
    Do I get a badge?
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Marrakech
    Crunchy Nuts53 replies
    Anyone here been to Marrakech in Morocco? Been asked to go there for a week with my gf next month but not sure, doesn't look that great to me from just a brief bit of googling.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Smells like chlorine
    Crunchy Nuts54 replies
    .... and as I have never tasted the stuff, can anyone (question aimed mainly towards female FM's) tell me if it actually tastes like it smells? If it does then 
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    The Walking Dead Channel 5
    Crunchy Nuts39 replies
    Seen it advertised on billboards. Just started now. Might be worth watching, might not. We'll see...
  • Survey
    Stay or go?
    Crunchy Nuts59 responses
    Stay here
    Move to C5 Big Brother forum
    Post on both
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    C5 BB Forum
    Crunchy Nuts119 replies
    if Channel 5 decided to head hunt the old Channel 4 BBGF moderators and get them to open and run an identical forum through Channel 5, would you join it and post regularly like you did on C4 forums, or would you stay here?  Personally I'd...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Do you feel your balls?
    Crunchy Nuts50 replies
    This is actually a serious question. This morning my girlfriend was telling me about a lad she shared a flat with at uni getting testicular cancer and she asked me if I regularly check my balls. It got me thinking, I actually don't. Every now and...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Won't let me have a profile pic
    Crunchy Nuts57 replies
    Or even change my profile for that matter. When I go to click 'update profile' all I get is this error message... Your request could not be completed at this time due to an unknown system error. Reference ID:...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Sorry I'm a bit tipsy
    Crunchy Nuts24 replies
    Been watching the footie today, had a few pints and got carried away, you know how it is and one thing leads to another and the next thing you know I'm tipsy. So again, sincere apologies from me
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Cheryl should be sacked
    Crunchy Nuts79 replies
    For tonight. At the end of the day she's paid to be a judge and she refused to judge.But it has to be said, they made a big cock up by A. not leaving Cheryls decision til last like they usually do when a judge has 2 acts in bottom 2 (they did with...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Bernard's Watch
    Crunchy Nuts4 replies
    I used to find it frustrating that Bernard didn't maximise the potential of his watch. E.g stopping his watch if in a hurry, going into a shop to get stuff and then leaving the money beside the till. Little things like that. What would you do if you...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    My parents next door neighbours have this new cat
    Crunchy Nuts10 replies
    and it's right eye is like Madeleine McCanns eye. Exactly the same. Just creeps me out a bit, don't really know why, it's only a cat.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    If anyone's struggling for things to buy me for xmas
    Crunchy Nuts20 replies
    I'll have one of these please... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...es-a-model-star.html Unless of course you can somehow organise it so I can have the real thing. But if not, this will do Thanks in advance
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Drinking urine
    Crunchy Nuts49 replies
    Is drinking your own urine really good for you or is it just a total myth? I've heard it over the years, but never had the courage to squirt a load of it into a glass and take a mouthful. I cannot see how it could be good for you otherwise why would...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Bad loser
    Crunchy Nuts47 replies
    Is anyone else a really bad loser?I don't want to be a bad loser, well ideally I don't want to lose at all, but when I lose it sends a huge burst of high energy through me that makes me want to kick the s*** out of anyone within sight of me. It's cost...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Lip Service BBC 3
    Crunchy Nuts1 reply
    Anyone watch this the other night and if so what did you think?  Well i watched it and thought it was brilliant, superb stuff. If you didn't watch it, seriously try and a catch a repeat or watch it on iplayer - well worth it. I seen in one of the...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Sunday night feeling
    Crunchy Nuts5 replies
    I thought this would go once I left school, but it's still there. I bloody hate the horrible Sunday night feeling!
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    JANINE
    Crunchy Nuts11 replies
    Just got her arse well and truly kicked by Stacey Slater 
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    Beckham
    Crunchy Nuts16 replies
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    Flu
    Crunchy Nuts73 replies
    I've got it.Son of a bitchhhhh!!!! I'm at deaths door here.Would prefer it on weekdays rather than weekends.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Köln
    Crunchy Nuts18 replies
    Anyone ever been?Just wondering what people think of it as I'm meant to be going there in the new year. We were gonna do Amsterdam for obvious reasons, but been there, done that, done them, got the t-shirt (i really have), so fancied somewhere...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    For the lads of the forum
    Crunchy Nuts234 replies
    If you really had to because the human population was about to die out, which one would you go for? Only because you're being forced to of course
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    If you're ever feeling down & need cheered up
    Crunchy Nuts5 replies
    Go and read a few topics in the Troll Tank.Was bored earlier so ventured down there and reading some of the threads cheered me right up There's some superb comedy in there, like some serious stuff but some so funny  . Every thread follows a...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    'Celeb' Mouth quiz!!
    Crunchy Nuts102 replies
    Following on from my ever so popular boob quiz about a year ago, I thought why not do another but not limit it to just the female gender? So I thought MOUTHS!!! Basically I've got some very famous and some mildly famous mouths from celebs and people...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    What is the criteria to make a topic 'featured'?
    Crunchy Nuts6 replies
    This is more a question for the mods really, but noticed Strictly and X Factor threads have been made into 'featured' topics along with the SIT, so I was wondering... what is the criteria required for a topic to become featured? Obviously the SIT is...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    How do you type a fart?
    Crunchy Nuts21 replies
    Just wondering...Would it be something along the lines of 'pffffffffffrrrrrrrrruuur' or something else?Obviously different sounding farts will have different spellings. For example a rip roar red hot power blaster wouldn't have the same spelling as a...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    POOL?
    Crunchy Nuts3 replies
    Is it just me, or do this years housemates rarely if ever use the pool?The only time I've seen it used (to my memory) is for the Mole throwing all the food in and for John James chucking Sunshine in.Have I just missed it, or do they never use the pool?
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Ben is funny BUT
    Crunchy Nuts52 replies
    he's just a nob.He's the type of person I just want to punch. Such a pussy when it comes to doing tasks. JJ is right, he doesn't care, he just quits before he's even started. I can imagine him being the type of kid who was unwilling to try even on...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Cat help// broken ribs symptoms
    Crunchy Nuts8 replies
    Does anyone know the symptoms for a broken rib on a cat?Suspect mine has one, but been looking on the internet and can't find any useful information apart from keep it indoors for a week etc etc.She's walking and generally moving very slowly, she...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I keep thinking there's something lurking above me
    Crunchy Nuts57 replies
    Right this isn't a pisstake before anyone says.I have this thing where I keep thinking I'm being over shadowed by something. It can happen at any time, when I'm walking along the street, sitting and relaxing indoors.Basically what happens is when I'm...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    The bores
    Crunchy Nuts33 replies
    I predict that the final few weeks will consist of a house containing Steve, Ife, Nathan, Mario and Ben.Can you imagine how boring that will be? I don't necessarily think Ben is that boring, but if he's around those housemates he will be.We got a...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Shootout against German BB housemates
    Crunchy Nuts3 replies
    Oh god! How embarrassing is this going to be on Sunday, our housemates against the german BB housemates in a shootout. I honestly can't see any of out housemates scoring. The only one I can see scoring is Nathan (dunno why, just resembles a former...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Was delighted when I read this
    Crunchy Nuts18 replies
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...horrific-goring.html Hopefully more Bulls will start doing serious damage to the humans that try to brutally murder them. The more serious injuries and deaths to humans in this so called 'sport', the sooner (hopefully)...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Hitting kids is wrong
    Crunchy Nuts59 replies
    but that was great TV seeing that little scrote Ben Mitchell getting put on his back by Phil I've hated him ever since he arrived.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I've lost my virginity!!!
    Crunchy Nuts8 replies
    Today I lost my virginity. It wasn't what I expected, but here's my take on it... Walked into the place where you go to do it, was greeted by 2 old women who went 'Here's a handsome young lad' I then got told to go down a corridor, so I did... I then...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    This is disgraceful
    Crunchy Nuts5 replies
    http://bit.ly/9vuPOLAnimal cruelty makes my blood boil, any form of it. I'm not a violent person, but animal cruelty flicks this switch inside me that makes me want to seriously torture anyone who is cruel to animals. Grrrr
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Ben Mitchell - What would you do?
    Crunchy Nuts22 replies
    Imagine if you had a kid, you proper had high hopes for it and that, but then....he ended up like Ben Mitchell. What are the solutions? Put him up for adoption? But who would adopt him?Put him in a dingy and send him off into the pacific ocean? But...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    First Beckham, now Rooney
    Crunchy Nuts6 replies
    We're really going to be absolutely screwed for this World Cup at this rate.Who will be next? Steven Gerrard? Theo Walcott? Rio Ferdinand? Even Ashley Cole is struggling to recover and Michael Owen is already out so that isn't an option anymore.For...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Milky Bars
    Crunchy Nuts19 replies
    are just too nice. I think they should stop making them, then I won't have to buy 2 bars every day. I'm amazed I'm not obese, but then again according to the packet they are only 8% of a child's guided daily calorie allowance. Yum yum Milky Bars!
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Cats with behavioural difficulties
    Crunchy Nuts31 replies
    Anyone know what to do with cats with behavioural difficulties? I know cats are supposed to be a bit naughty now and again... but my cat is just constantly being crazy. I thought she'd maybe grow out of it, but she just hasn't. She pulls curtains down...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Gail's goin to jail
    Crunchy Nuts21 replies
    Will she go in there and ruffle a few feathers and be quick to establish who rules the wing?Or will she become someone's bitch?:laugh:

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