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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    WIND my story of wind i went to a very posh get together in an indian restaurant-i can eat hot food-so i showed off and ate hotter than normal i stayed in a guest room,the 'aroma' of me awoke me early in the morning, so i opened a window, the hostess...
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    AN ON LINE PETITON AGAINST MILD CHEESE BIG BROTHER  AGAINST MILD CHEESE BAN IT ITS POINTLESS ITS NO GOOD IN A CHEESE SANDWICH ITS TASTES OF NOTHING IT DOESNT MAKE YOUR EYE TWITCH AND YOUR JAW HITCH WHEN YOU EAT IT SO BAN IT EAT PILGRIMS...
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    this is an interesting one..!when they dream, theyre kicking their little legs about, making daft noises etc..well, what i wanna know is, when us humans dream we wake up, it may take us a few minutes, but we know we've had a dream..yeah?so dogs aint...
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    this is an interesting one..! when they dream, theyre kicking their little legs about, making daft noises etc.. well, what i wanna know is, when us humans dream we wake up, it may take us a few minutes, but we know we've had a dream..yeah? so dogs...
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    i have to admit (and by the way hello) as soon as Joe Mcthingy won the comp-it was already downloadable+cover and i sold 11-that means he'll only have to sell another 12 to make it to No *1* this week ps mine were only 50p each i wouldnt have the cheek to charge more simon cowell-watch and learn-i made £5.50 WHAT do you make..eh? am i getting this wrong? anyway how are ya-are you all still drunk and pc lol answers on a postcard to..queen of the high teas lol helloooooooooooooo X
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    hello its cold and getting icy lol
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    do you have to watch what you say..? a lot of people seem to 'jump' in and have something to say about things they barely know about(they MIGHT do, but its just opinions) and its always about immigration, the Queen, God,etc.. and God forbid that the...
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    he is just like charlie chaplin when he was young..! if some kind person could put a photo up of the young mr chaplin you'll see what i mean if some one else has pointed this out-i apologise if they havent he does..!
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    wanted to change their natural features into european features i didnt understand it cos most white people go on sunbeds/use fake tan to be dark am i missing a major point here..? their features are nice-it proves their heritage why do you want a...
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    has anyone heard the album..? does anyone think auntie amy has influenced it..a bit
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    ooooh this is a gudden a 9/11 film it explains it all with a shouty 'FACT' and im watching it now but i forgot what its called lol it says loads of stuff thats hard to explain but..lol i dunno what its called wait 10mins and i'll tell ya
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    lol im a big lad but after a few it makes me wanna dance..lol what makes you lot wanna get up and dance..?
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    nick 'national front' griffin we all hate him..yeah..? but there's too many immigrants coming into the UK he's using that to bring the old 'NF' to life people WILL follow i thnk there is far too many immigrants. the country can only serve so many am i...
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    remember that one from 2003? a two part thingy-that bloke eccelston the old Dr who-and he's God..? nah..? bollox how about 'GHOSTWATCH' 1992 it was banned from ever been shown again it was shown 31st OCT 1992 halloween remember that one..? anyone..?
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    so is 'nick the prick' gonna start a new revolution? is he gonna remind us what enoch said back in the day? you know what-all this publicity is gonna give him a new audience (sp) people that never watch 'QT' will be glued sitting with their spliffs...
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    breaks down on the M4 and flags down a fella he says to the fella 'ive got 6 monkeys in the back, i'll give you £100 to take them to bristol zoo for me the fella agrees 2 hours later the delivery man see's the same fella coming back the other way-stops him and says 'WTF! i told you take 'em to bristol zoo' the fella said 'yep, i did, they got bored and now im taking 'em to the pictures' f*ck me thats a crap joke im not sure i told it right
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    please answer
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    dont come out til next week i have it in my sweaty grasp-i do its called '3 words' now is it called that cos it means 'IM GIRLS ALOUD' or cos she only actually sang 3 words on the album who knows-you decide the albums not bad lol!
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    God knows how it happened i left her at a pub for a party-i went home-did dinner-went back someone said she'd fell over-so i found her in the beer garden she HAD fell over and blood was pissing out of her side i had a better look-and i noticed a...
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    thats really surreal or odd..? cos i just did OH's son brought a mate back, ive never seen him before.. we got chatting-turns out he knows the bar i used to drink in-he knows the owners of the bar, and one of the owners is his sister-in-law he's...
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    thats my favourite cheese.. its strong and mature like me..lol! and i think mild cheese should be banned-cos its crapola whats your fave..?
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    that adrian fella from the one show said she couldnt turn up to the show cos shes been attacked at a signing and the cops have insisted she goes to hospital..blimey..!
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    im just being nosey really, im off to a party, the way i dress-i dont need to put much of an effort in to frighten the crap outta the neighbours..! i know our friends across the pond put more effort/enjoy it more than us lot-they seem to have adopted...
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    just thought i'd remind you of the great stuff this man did wood beez hypontize flesh and blood absolute the word girl anyone able to stick a vid on for one of these please..?
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    tonight its the nolans 'im in the mood for dancing' fracas will be putting the vid link on we will start in 8 mins and i want ALL the dance moves thank you
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    ok i need a smart arse to put the vid on for 'im in the mood for dancing' and can we have a forum dance please? who's in..?
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    ok go to asda and buy the big bottle of vimto cordial 2lts £2.00 then buy 8 bottles of sparkling water-12p = 96p so for £2.96p youve made shit loads of savings on buying 'sparkling vimto' cos you can get at least 30 bottles of vimto summat like that lol!
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    i just watched it-a good copy at last.. and i tell ya what-its goooooood not as funny as our own shaun of the dead but its really good..!  and i just thought i'd tell ya that
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    at this moment in time i have a black t-shirt and pj bottoms on and as its a bit chilly and it seems a waste of money to put the heating on just for me-ive put OH's really soft fluffy dressing gown on its pink with little pawprint patterns and i look ...
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    its crap innit
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    its a good song im listening to tom jones now cilla..my world im going to bed but you cant beat tunes like that the smiths..lol..to many beers
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    ok i've tried google-no answer so im after the name of a woman who competed in the vancouver world championships..i think..in the 1990's she's a black woman i think she's american and competed in the 400m hurdles and she had a cushion thrown at her-it...
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    in the morning you have to jump out of bed and shout 'white rabbits' cos its the 1st of October and theres an Rrrrrrrrrr in the month dunno why you have to do it but you do cos its the law
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    you know the ones i mean? the disabled girl and the mom who were terrorised by the local kids? i just wanted to say i think its bloody awful that it came to that..there was an interview in yesterdays paper with the 'main' family who gave her the...
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    ive just downloaded 'WIZARDS ON DECK WITH HANNAH' if your kids watch the disney channel-you'll know what i mean this is a programme where the wizards of waverly place are on the boat with them pair of vile scary over acting twins and then hannah...
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    thats all i wanted to say really  one more thing actually..my bro has sent me a pic of lisa and charlie from her party in brum last week-its quite a nice pic-but i cant post it cos i dont know how im still chilly
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    my strip light has blown in my office and i've found a pretty light with dangly things to light up my room ive got music on i've just caught up on gossip with my bro and i may have a piece of toast
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    i really am not keen on this place-i just dont like it-i dont and whilst im grateful to the gaga people for giving us a home.. this place feels empty, like a tomb, echo like and full of dead bored people its not the same it feels odd and lonely i like...
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    i think one of the worse ones i've ever read was years and years ago in the 'announcement' part of the local paper some old fella had lost his wife and the announcement should have read  'i held your hand while you looked at me' but the paper...
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    and then knocking 'em down..with a vengence? we do it with everyone-princess Diana, spice girls( ) loads more..the latest victim is SCD..mis-teeq bird what a shame! she's on a telly programme FFS..and the backlash she's getting is stupid, i know she...
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    i'm listening to madonnas new album as dewsbury dave would say 'bluddy brilliant' it makes want to dance (for inspiration!)-in the garden and wave my t-shirt around my head in a very gay fashion join me if you want-i have beer..
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    can someone do a link to the singy julie andrews dancy thingy in a dutch type station, when she sings do ray mecos i think we should all link at the same time and singand maybe dancei've learnt some of the moves-i have-i really have link...
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    the carpenters have just invaded my computer-i didnt do it-honest i best behave #that is why all the girls in town..#
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    just got a text from a mate-she's with lisa
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