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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    My Mavellous Film Plot Game :D
    bateman80 replies
    Simple.  Do a plot synopsis - cryptic or scurrilous as you like, if it pleases you.  We shall guess the movie. I shall begin.... Grotesque tale of three generations of men, including an obese speed eater, an embalmer of gigantic cats, and a...
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    Troll Sent To Jail
    bateman34 replies
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-e...-manchester-11650593 Raises some interesting questions this I fink.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Necrophilia
    bateman22 replies
    Would you be that bothered if someone shagged you after you'd pegged it?  
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Opera
    bateman33 replies
    ....are you a fan?  Always found it quite alienating but heard a run down of Joan Sutherland's ouvre on the radio the other day and was transfixed.  Have enjoyed Callas as well in the past but in the main it's left me cold. Am I missing...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Barabara Windsor Uncut
    bateman26 replies
    That's a programme title I never thought I'd see. 
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I had dirty fingernails....
    bateman15 replies
    ...I made some bread.  I now have clean nails.  Who wants some? 
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Chat up lines
    bateman30 replies
    I don't think I've ever used one in my life, but someone told me tonight about a doozy she had laid on her.  Him: "I'm a GP" [  'nice', she thinks...good career, prospects ] Him: "It's great.  You get to see lots of tits and fannies" Used any you'd care to admit to or been confronted with a howler? 
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Russell Brand meets Jeremy Paxman
    bateman4 replies
    Interesting interview.  Starts about 15 minutes in, or so. Clearly quite nervous and not a little wired but some perceptive things to say. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/e...wsnight_01_10_2010/#
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Disagree with the poster above you...
    bateman128 replies
    ...as it says.  Disagree with the statement above you, with explanation, then make assertion of your own... Loving thy fellow man is by and large a noble ambition. 
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Things to do with lime cordial - #1
    bateman37 replies
    For some inexplicable reason I seem to have come into possession of a vat of this stuff.  Anyone know anything I can do with it, cooking wise I mean? All I can think of is making the drink - no ta.  Or lager and lime - unacceptable.  ...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I win
    bateman10 replies
    Current prediction score:  Me 1....'Er  0  baahahahahaaaaaaa
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    " I resent paying tax...at all..."
    bateman33 replies
    I used to be quite fond of Nikki (as a housemate) but I now hate her.    She should be stabbed in the head with a crocodile. 
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Flour!
    bateman47 replies
    Good isn't it. 
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    3 things......then 3 other things
    bateman36 replies
    Three things you like followed by three things you do not. I shall begin: Farting in the dark in cinemas Fry's Orange Creams Vega Sicilia Mel Gibson People who don't indicate whilst driving Paintings of horses standing in fields
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Misheard lyrics....
    bateman33 replies
    ...what's your favourite?   Was brought to this 'cause I was listening to The Shamen's excremental 'Ebeneezer Goode' and remembered that, despite being deeply immersed in acid house culture at the time I somehow failed to get the...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    What would your friends describe you as?
    bateman26 replies
    Someone on the television just used the phrase, " My friends would describe me as......blah blah blah... ".  So, how would your comrades describe you?
  • Survey
    ?
    bateman21 responses
    Yeah
    Noooah
    Maybe
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    John James to win
    bateman27 replies
    You heard it here first 
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Ever been bicurious?
    bateman53 replies
    Yay/nay?  If not, d'you think you'll slip off this mortal coil thinking (in passing), "Hmmm, well that's something I never checked out.  Wonder what it's like?"   Or just never thought about it? 
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I've just been alerted to...
    bateman20 replies
    .. this list of synonyms for the human breast. I never knew it was quite so extensive and I like tothink I'm fairly well versed in such things. APPLES BALCONY BALLOONS BANGERS BAZONGAS BAZOOMS BEAN BAGS BIG BROWN EYES BON-BONS BOOBIES BOOBS BOTTLES BOULDERS BULLETS BUMPERS BUSTERS BUTTERBAGS CANTELOUPES GAZONGAS GLANDS GLOBES GRAPEFRUITS GUAVAS HANDFUL HAND-WARMERS HEADERS HEADUGHTS HILLS HONKERS HOOTERS HOWITZERS JABOOS JIBS JUGS JUMBOS KAZONGAS KNOBS KNOCKERS LACTOIDS LOAVES LOBLOLLIES...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Josie Lee Collins?
    bateman3 replies
    Thinks about it - Justin and Josie?  Ever seen 'em in the same room?  Quick shave and a moisturise.........
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Everytime I hear Steve called The Baron...
    bateman6 replies
    .. I think of this fellow.  I can't even say "The Baron" any more.  It comes out as "The BARRONNNN!!!!" It's from C4 btw and is quite sweary. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHk-rIgZrlY
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    La la
    bateman0 replies
    I just watched and quite liked it.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34WwdBXfUuo Messing about on bicycles, but it looks fun. 
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    No 2?
    bateman6 replies
    He was a boring turd.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    This may amuse...
    bateman45 replies
    .. or possibly not.  It depends on your stance on spectacularly sarcastic bosses versus your attitude to fugitive cats and their concerned owners. I'm assured this is a real email correspondence with little in the way of pastoral care. ...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Best walk home really
    bateman17 replies
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wor...pacific/10611973.stm
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I just ate.....
    bateman149 replies
    .... a prawn.  And a few more.  What have you just shovelled in? 

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